Jack Moriarty quotes from House

Jack Moriarty

You think that the only truth that matters is the truth that can be measured. Good intentions don't count. What's in your heart doesn't count, but a man's life can be measured by how many tears are shed when he dies. Just because you can't measure them, just because you don't want to measure them, doesn't mean it's not real.

Jack Moriarty

You wanna hear a story?

Dr. House

I have a rule: People who shoot me forfeit the right--

Dr. House

You're an ass.

Jack Moriarty

Now, that is a bold position to take, given that I shot you.

Dr. House

The shooting just makes you an idiot. You're an ass because you're trying to wrap it in a flag like you did a good thing.

Jack Moriarty

You're an ass and a hypocrite. You don't believe in rules, you do whatever you think is right, that's all I did; you were my role model.

Dr. House

Watch out, you're getting crumbs on the flag.