You're an ass.
Now, that is a bold position to take, given that I shot you.
The shooting just makes you an idiot. You're an ass because you're trying to wrap it in a flag like you did a good thing.
You're an ass and a hypocrite. You don't believe in rules, you do whatever you think is right, that's all I did; you were my role model.
Watch out, you're getting crumbs on the flag.
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