What does that even mean, "dating a hooker"?
He's an idiot with a messiah complex. Saviour to all who need saving. That's why his first wife had a wooden leg, second wife was Canadian. He's the one who needs to be saved.
From you or the ho?
The ho's just using him for his money. [pauses] Wait, bad example.
Normally in these situations, I'd follow the girl, find something embarrassing to show him. But since that's our starting position...
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