Masters quotes from House

Taub

It's interesting.

No, it's not. It's mundane and simple. He's obviously a very blessed specimen, so from an evolutionary point of view, he'd produce healthy offspring, so my prefrontal cortex is telling me I should have sex with him.

Taub

Oh. Is that all?

Yes. My rational brain knows he's a hillbilly and an idiot.

Taub

And yet somehow your rational brain is losing the argument, which is interesting.

House

Before I forget, I want you to meet Dominika. She's about to become a permanent member of Team House.

Dominika

[stands and hook her arm into House's arm possessively] Nice to be meetings you all. [puts a wedding invitation down on the table]

Chase

Doing what exactly?

House

Me. We're getting married on Friday. [to Dominika] Mount up!

I don't think that two people are supposed…

House

Living on the edge, baby doll!

Foreman

I'm glad you're gonna be sticking around after today.

Really? You want me to stay?

Foreman

It's good to add a different perspective to the department. Someone who still remembers there are rules other than House's.

If I don't play by House's rules, he won't let me in.

Foreman

Find a way around them.

I'd have to lie to him, which is still lying.

Thirteen

Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.

Why are you lying about rehab?

Thirteen

Because the real reason I was gone is not something I want to share.

Couldn't you just say that? Should be enough for Foreman and the others.

Thirteen

How long have you worked here? House's people have personalities that range from nosy to, "pardon me while I do this cavity search."

She could die.

House

Pretty sure the law of the land states that everyone has the right to be an idiot. I think it's the Second Amendment.

Isn't that House's chicken?

Wilson

Disgusting beasts. I don't know why I ever agreed to this bet.

So call it off.

Wilson

And lose $20?

I broke the rules because I believed I was right.

House

You were right.

Then why don't I feel good or satisfied? Instead, I just feel like throwing up.

House

And you're following me to ask how I break the rules and maintain my rosy demeanor.

I didn't do it to be happy. I just thought I would be.

House

You can't always get what you want.