But are you learning anything? I mean, psychology can be kind of interesting.
Well, I learned that "should" is a word I shouldn't use.
I don't know. Because it makes the doctor mad. He should lighten up a little.
Maybe you should lighten up a little.
Maybe you should go to therapy with Linda.
Maybe she should lighten up a little.
Maybe everybody should lighten up a little.
What should we have for dinner?
We should have salad, too.
Maybe Linda should have salad?
I feel that it would be in her best interest.
Should be in her best interest.
What do you mean? Whose best interest?
The salad is in Linda's best interest?
No, the pizza's in the salad's best interest...the point is, Brendon, you don't have to go to therapy. But I think a person like you really should.
CClarisse
My girlfriend and I were born on the same exact day.
MMcGurik
Well, that's exciting? What day was that, D-Day?
CClarisse
No. You're funny.
CClarisse
My boyfriend could get really jealous of you.
MMcGurik
Uh-huh. Look, little mama, let me tell you something, all right? I'm here to do my time, make my money, and that's it. I can't possibly get involved with a coworker. That would be wrong. Plus, how old are you?
MMcGurik
I could potentially get involved with a coworker.
[In front of a coffee shop]
This is the perfect place to shoot the final scene.
Let's go back to the hotel.
No, no, no. It's fine. Plus I have to pee, so...
Uh, I think that only works for hiccups.
[Starboy and The Captain of Outer Space are watching Annie Oakley, Pablo Picasso, and George Washington discussing their evil plan]
SStarboy
Hey, something tells me that those guys are up to something, eh, Captain of Outer Space?
OSCaptain of Outer Space
They seem like they're up to something, Starboy.
SStarboy
My money's on them being up to something...but what? Eh, Captain of Outer Space? But what?
OSCaptain of Outer Space
Something, my brother...
[Captain of Outer Space reaches out and touches Starboy on the shoulder]
OSCaptain of Outer Space
...my actual brother.
SStarboy
Then, we've got to do something, eh, Captain of Outer Space?
OSCaptain of Outer Space
Like what, Starboy?
SStarboy
We have to...stop them.
OSCaptain of Outer Space
But what if they kill off the human race?
SStarboy
They won't...if we stop them first!
OSCaptain of Outer Space
[confused] Yeah, I'm not, uh, well...
SStarboy
We stop them before they kill everyone.
OSCaptain of Outer Space
And I'm sorry, why not after?
SStarboy
Because they...will...have done...that...thingy.
OSCaptain of Outer Space
That "thingy".
OSCaptain of Outer Space
Okay. Let's back up a little for a second--
[they physically back up a few inches]
OSCaptain of Outer Space
[bashfully] I...want you to talk to me like I'm a child, okay?
SStarboy
Okay. [reaches out and pats Captain of Outer Space's head, adopting an "adult" tone of voice] My, aren't you a big boy!
OSCaptain of Outer Space
[smiling] Heh.
SStarboy
You mean like that?
OSCaptain of Outer Space
That's good, sure.
OSCaptain of Outer Space
Keep it goin'.
SStarboy
[thinking for a moment] You have...very nice...arms.
OSCaptain of Outer Space
That helps, yeah.
PPicasso
Look, we're being watched by Starboy and the Captain of Outer Space.
AAnnie
Then they must know of our plan.
WWashington
Not to worry, my evil ones, we've yet to reveal our biggest secret. Bring in the hostages!
WSWilliam Shakespeare [played by Walter]
I'm Shakespeare.
OTOliver Twist [played by Perry]
And I'm Oliver Twist.
MQThe Mermaid Queen [played by Junior]
And I'm the Mermaid Queen.
PPicasso
Yes, if anything should happen to us while we innocently destroy the human race, the hostages get it! And we start with Shakespeare.
SShakespeare
No! I'm too young, and I'm still writing my masterpiece called Katz.
AAnnie
And you'll be next, Oliver Twist.
[Oliver starts laughing, Shakespeare and The Mermaid Queen also starts laughing]
WWashington
And finally you, the mermaid.
MQThe Mermaid Queen
But I no do nothing wrong and neither do the other four.
MQThe Mermaid Queen
The other...
MQThe Mermaid Queen
Two? I'm sorry, I have trouble with the mathematics. Look, I am just saying, please don't kill The Mermaid Queen!
WWashington
You interfere and they get it! Understand, Starboy?
[After seeing the end of the movie]
Yeah, I wanted to be equal.
Mm...yes. It was a little confusing.
Well, it's the kind of movie you have to watch a few times to totally get.
I'm sort of concerned, though, about your brains.
I'm concerned that they might have been damaged.
Oh, so, you've seen my test.
I don't think that counted as a test, because in a test, you're supposed to answer the questions.
You did not answer the questions.
Though you did diagram the sentences of the questions...
Well, the bad news is you are grounded.
I'm not letting you use your camera for a week.
I think that's still bad news.
Trust me. That is good news.
AndrewHow's Cynthia?
Good, everything seems to be in order then.
Actually, the way I had it originally planned is that she would like me instead of hate. I somehow mixed it up.
Andrew Ah.
You accidentally made her hate you instead of like you?
Yes I must have mixed something up.
Hmm, sometimes that happens, a classic problem. Did you uh, try too hard around her?
Yes, I tried very hard, I tried very, very hard.
It didn’t work? Have you been acting weird around her?
Unnatural? Did you try acting unnaturally?
Right. Did you blurt stuff out you didn’t mean?
Yes! I figured, I’m gonna make myself more memorable.
Mmhmm, right. So she’s never seen you relaxed?
No, she’s never seen me-No. And she still hates me!
Hmm, well have you told her how you feel about her?
Hahahahaha, that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
[Melissa is in the mall selling items in her Fairy Princess costume.]
No, I'll get in trouble. Coach, please.
No. Coach wants to fly away.
Yeah, that's why I came to the mall.
{Melissa, Jason and Brendon are in their movies about two mates and a captain on shore leave, with Melissa as the captain}
I gots a better idea what we can do! Let's punch out some scumsuckers, and get drunk, and pee out the window! Then seduce women! Lots of women! Arrgh!
And get my wallet and checkbook, they're in the third drawer--
I know where they are mother!
Brendon how do you know where my wallet and checkbook are?
How do you know where my wallet and checkbook are?
...Brendon can't come to the uh, hallway, right now...
uhh...you know we really should think about calling the fire department.
