How's the documentary?
Good.
AndrewHow's Cynthia?
Hates me.
Good, everything seems to be in order then.
Actually, the way I had it originally planned is that she would like me instead of hate. I somehow mixed it up.
Andrew Ah.
Yeah.
You accidentally made her hate you instead of like you?
Yes I must have mixed something up.
Hmm, sometimes that happens, a classic problem. Did you uh, try too hard around her?
Yes, I tried very hard, I tried very, very hard.
It didn’t work? Have you been acting weird around her?
Yes!
Unnatural? Did you try acting unnaturally?
Yes! I rehearsed.
Right. Did you blurt stuff out you didn’t mean?
Yes! I figured, I’m gonna make myself more memorable.
Mmhmm, right. So she’s never seen you relaxed?
No, she’s never seen me-No. And she still hates me!
Hmm, well have you told her how you feel about her?
Hahahahaha, that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
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