Look, we're being watched by Starboy and the Captain of Outer Space.
Then they must know of our plan.
Not to worry, my evil ones, we've yet to reveal our biggest secret. Bring in the hostages!
I'm Shakespeare.
And I'm Oliver Twist.
And I'm the Mermaid Queen.
Help us!
Yes, if anything should happen to us while we innocently destroy the human race, the hostages get it! And we start with Shakespeare.
No! I'm too young, and I'm still writing my masterpiece called Katz.
And you'll be next, Oliver Twist.
Fine with me.
[Oliver starts laughing, Shakespeare and The Mermaid Queen also starts laughing]
Silence!
And finally you, the mermaid.
But I no do nothing wrong and neither do the other four.
The other two.
Three.
The other...
Two.
Two? I'm sorry, I have trouble with the mathematics. Look, I am just saying, please don't kill The Mermaid Queen!
You interfere and they get it! Understand, Starboy?
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