CClarisse
My girlfriend and I were born on the same exact day.
MMcGurik
Well, that's exciting? What day was that, D-Day?
CClarisse
No. You're funny.
MMcGurik
Yes, I am.
CClarisse
My boyfriend could get really jealous of you.
MMcGurik
Uh-huh. Look, little mama, let me tell you something, all right? I'm here to do my time, make my money, and that's it. I can't possibly get involved with a coworker. That would be wrong. Plus, how old are you?
CClarisse
18.
MMcGurik
I could potentially get involved with a coworker.
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