[Starboy and The Captain of Outer Space are watching Annie Oakley, Pablo Picasso, and George Washington discussing their evil plan]
Hey, something tells me that those guys are up to something, eh, Captain of Outer Space?
They seem like they're up to something, Starboy.
My money's on them being up to something...but what? Eh, Captain of Outer Space? But what?
Something, my brother...
[Captain of Outer Space reaches out and touches Starboy on the shoulder]
...my actual brother.
Then, we've got to do something, eh, Captain of Outer Space?
Like what, Starboy?
We have to...stop them.
But what if they kill off the human race?
They won't...if we stop them first!
[confused] Yeah, I'm not, uh, well...
We stop them before they kill everyone.
And I'm sorry, why not after?
Because they...will...have done...that...thingy.
That "thingy".
Yup.
Okay. Let's back up a little for a second--
Okay.
[they physically back up a few inches]
[bashfully] I...want you to talk to me like I'm a child, okay?
Okay. [reaches out and pats Captain of Outer Space's head, adopting an "adult" tone of voice] My, aren't you a big boy!
[smiling] Heh.
You mean like that?
That's good, sure.
Okay.
Keep it goin'.
[thinking for a moment] You have...very nice...arms.
That helps, yeah.
Okay.
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