[Watching Matt from a distance.]
Dan
The last person I saw standing like that was Julian Clary.
Maddy
He’s not gay!
Dan
Has he made a pass at you?
Maddy
No.
Dan
I rest my case.
Maddy
You are such an ass sometimes.
Dan
Fifty quid says he is.
Maddy
Done.
Dan
Okay, now you’ve got to prove it.
Maddy
He’s not gay, I know he’s not!
Dan
You’ve slept with him you tart! I wanna see pictures of this.
Maddy
Of course I haven't.
Dan
Oh don’t be so offended, you Sam Strachan girl you.
Maddy
What if I got a third female party to verify he’d made a pass at them? Would that do?
Dan
Okay, but I still wanna see pictures!
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