I say we do it to him before he does it to us.
Right. Knock him off.
Hey, you can't just go around knocking off German officers; the ones that're left start asking embarrassing questions.
“Diamonds In The Rough” · Season 2, Episode 3
In this episode: Robert E. Hogan (2), Wilhelm Klink (1), Hans Georg Schultz (1), Cpl. Peter Newkirk (1), Cpl. Louis LeBeau (1), Kinchloe (1)
Now, Schultz, I want you to treat me as you would any private under your command. Understood?
Understood.
I don't want any special favors, any special treatment, any-
You are a private?
Yes, I am.
Shut up!
How dare you tell me-
Achtung! Eyes front! Put the helmet straight! Chest out, stomach in! Answer only when you're spoken to!
Jawohl!
Jawohl, what?
Jawohl, Herr Feldwebel!
That's better! About face! Fall in with the rest of them, you dummkopf! [Klink falls in with the other guards; Schultz turns to Hogan blissfully] Oh, it feels so good!
SMSS-Major Hagel
There's a barn on this road, two kilometers beyond the town. Be there two nights from tonight with the diamonds.
And if we fail?
SMSS-Major Hagel
I will come to Stalag 13 and shoot you and your men.
How would you justify that?
SMSS-Major Hagel
Oh, I'll think of something at the last minute.
Hagel, you're a real fun person.
SMSS-Major Hagel
Whether you live or die is entirely up to you.
And Colonel Klink. We're still his prisoners. You'll have to shoot him, too, and take over the camp.
SMSS-Major Hagel
That'll take at least another ten minutes.
Colonel Hogan, in response from London concerning your request for $1 million dollars worth of diamonds: Quote: "Are you nuts?" Unquote.
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