Yesterday, I was only worried about the Russian front, today it looks like paradise. Hogan, what am I going to do?
[Hogan looks down at his watch]
“The Battle Of Stalag 13” · Season 2, Episode 5
In this episode: Robert E. Hogan (3), Colonel Klink (3)
Put your fingers in your ears.
[In the distance there is an explosion, Hogan drops casually while Klink and Schultz drop to ground cowering]
What was that?!
Sounded like a staff car blowing up.
[In the distance there is a second explosion]
Coincidence, another staff car blowing up."
You knew those cars were going to blow up! How?
It's obvious sir, the Wehrmacht and Gestapo double-crossed each other.
Do you expect me to believe that?
No sir, but it'll look neater in your report to Berlin.
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