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Hogan's Heroes · Season 2, Episode 3

SS-Major Hagel and Hogan in “Diamonds In The Rough”

SMSS-Major Hagel

There's a barn on this road, two kilometers beyond the town. Be there two nights from tonight with the diamonds.

And if we fail?

SMSS-Major Hagel

I will come to Stalag 13 and shoot you and your men.

How would you justify that?

SMSS-Major Hagel

Oh, I'll think of something at the last minute.

Hagel, you're a real fun person.

SMSS-Major Hagel

Whether you live or die is entirely up to you.

And Colonel Klink. We're still his prisoners. You'll have to shoot him, too, and take over the camp.

SMSS-Major Hagel

That'll take at least another ten minutes.

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