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Hogan's Heroes · Season 3, Episode 20

“Stiky Wicket Newkirk” quotes from Hogan's Heroes

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“Stiky Wicket Newkirk” · Season 3, Episode 20

In this episode: Robert E. Hogan (2), Wilhelm Klink (2), Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter (2), Hans Georg Schultz (1)

Anything wrong, sir?

Hogan, get out of here!

I WANT THAT MAN IN HERE!

My feelings exactly, Major Hochstetter!

Colonel Hogan, we have crossed swords before, and I have had my suspicions about you. But now, my feeling is much stronger.

Glad you finally cleared me, sir.

Exactly. Eighteen men have escaped from Stalag 6. Eight of them I have recaptured.

Excellent work, Major Hochstetter! But may I point out that here at Stalag 13 we have no such problem. Never an escape, never so much as- [Hochstetter glares at Klink] as-as- until today, sir... but that was an official transfer...

Of the eight men I captured, one talked. He claims they were all heading for Stalag 13. Do you have any idea why?

Bad sense of direction?

I do not think so.

Major Hochstetter, why would escaped prisoners be headed for another prison camp?

That is exactly what I intend to find out! I shall surround this camp with a ring of steel! Anyone trying to get out will be caught! Anyone trying to get IN will be caught!

Major Hochstetter, rest assured, you have my complete cooperation.

I do not want your cooperation. All I want from you is to stop giving guns to prisoners! I will deal with all of you! Later!

Major Hochstetter, may I point out that my relationship with the Gestapo has always been the most cordial-

[Major Hochstetter storms out and slams the office door behind him.]

Open the door! I am going to count to three! If you don't open the door, I am going to break in! One! Two! Three!

[Sergeant Schultz rams the door open, but the men are no longer holding the door. He stumbles in and goes up to Hogan.]

Who was holding the door? I WANT TO KNOW!

Nobody, Schultz; it sticks in the warm weather.

It is freezing outside!

It's a pleasure to see your mind work.

Are you calling a Gestapo informant a liar?!

Why would I do a thing like that?

Because your head is in the noose. You have been running a country home for prairie dogs. They dig while you sleep! WAKE UP, Klink! Enjoy the little time you have left!

Major Hochstetter, I shall... [Stutters nervously] certainly try.

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