Open the door! I am going to count to three! If you don't open the door, I am going to break in! One! Two! Three!
[Sergeant Schultz rams the door open, but the men are no longer holding the door. He stumbles in and goes up to Hogan.]
Who was holding the door? I WANT TO KNOW!
Nobody, Schultz; it sticks in the warm weather.
It is freezing outside!
It's a pleasure to see your mind work.
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