Anything wrong, sir?
Hogan, get out of here!
I WANT THAT MAN IN HERE!
My feelings exactly, Major Hochstetter!
Colonel Hogan, we have crossed swords before, and I have had my suspicions about you. But now, my feeling is much stronger.
Glad you finally cleared me, sir.
Exactly. Eighteen men have escaped from Stalag 6. Eight of them I have recaptured.
Excellent work, Major Hochstetter! But may I point out that here at Stalag 13 we have no such problem. Never an escape, never so much as- [Hochstetter glares at Klink] as-as- until today, sir... but that was an official transfer...
Of the eight men I captured, one talked. He claims they were all heading for Stalag 13. Do you have any idea why?
Bad sense of direction?
I do not think so.
Major Hochstetter, why would escaped prisoners be headed for another prison camp?
That is exactly what I intend to find out! I shall surround this camp with a ring of steel! Anyone trying to get out will be caught! Anyone trying to get IN will be caught!
Major Hochstetter, rest assured, you have my complete cooperation.
I do not want your cooperation. All I want from you is to stop giving guns to prisoners! I will deal with all of you! Later!
Major Hochstetter, may I point out that my relationship with the Gestapo has always been the most cordial-
BAH!
[Major Hochstetter storms out and slams the office door behind him.]
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