Hogan's Heroes · Season 3, Episode 18
“Is There a Doctor in the House?” · Season 3, Episode 18
In this episode: Robert E. Hogan (2), Hans Georg Schultz (2), Cpl. Peter Newkirk (2), Wilhelm Klink (1), Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter (1), Cpl. Louis LeBeau (1)
Colonel Hogan.
Yeah, we know, Schultz-- roll call. But I want the men to finish their game.
There won't be any roll call.
Look, no arguments, Schultz. This is our exercise period.
I said, there will be no roll call!
And I said-(pause) No roll call?
That's right.
(Newkirk, Lebeau, and Hogan approach Klink's quarters) Halt! Who goes there?
Heinrich Himmler, Joseph Goebbels, and I'm Hermann Goering.
Jolly jokers.
Klink!
Major Hochstetter!
What are these men doing here?
I'm his personal physician.
I'm his night nurse.
What can I do for you, Major?
For the next 48 hours, no one is to go in or out of this camp. And you are ordered immediately to double your security force.
Double the security force?
With his record?
(miffed) What are these men doing here?!
He's right, sir. There has never been a successful escape from Stalag 13.
We have reason to believe there's a girl from the French underground in this area.
A French girl?
This is a piece of cloth from a garment she wore.
Hmm. That's interesting. Very interesting.
Tomorrow, at precisely 3:00, we are bringing in tracking dogs especially trained by the Gestapo. It is possible this girl is hiding in this very camp.
Oh, no, sir.
Impossible.
Ridiculous.
(full out Hochstetter angry) What are these men doing here?!?!
Sir, do you think the tracking dogs are necessary?
Yes, I think they're necessary!
Yes, sir, I think they're necessary, too. A very wise move. I shall cooperate with you to the fullest, Major Hochstetter. (Hogan "accidentally" spills liquid on Hochstetter's shoe)
Clumsy! Here, let me wipe that up for you.(Hogan uses cloth to clean the fluid, ruining the girl's scent on the cloth to throw off the dogs.)
Are you crazy?
I'm sorry. That's what you're using to find the girl.
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