Hi, I'm Pepper Mills! Y'know, working on Histeria!, I've gotten to meet some of the biggest names in the world! For instance, this is me and the girl who is not Sabrina the Teenage Witch! Here I am with the guy who's not Leonardo DiCaprio! And this is me with the people who are not the cast of 60 Minutes! Ahahahaha! I love people! And now, back to Histeria!
General Sherman's Campsite
[My friends are] all completely crazy.
HTHarriet Tubman
I agree.
You and I are the only sane ones here.
HTHarriet Tubman
I think you're right.
So... wanna fly with me to Mars on the mothership?
HTHarriet Tubman
What?! No way!
[sighs] I guess I'm the only sane one here after all.
CChorus
Hey you troops it's time to end the show General Sherman marched to the sea and he defeated his foe! He's ready to burn down more, Robert E. Lee is very sore, So let's say good-bye to Sherman's Campsite!
At ease.
KKids
Yes sir.
Mission accomplished troops and thanks to us, the tide of the Civil War has turned it's favor of the north.
KKids
Yay.
And of course we would never have done it without the plan that I like to call
Total war.
Megalomaniacs
GKGenghis Khan
Who keeps letting these kids in? The great Khan is tryin' to relax! Hello?! I'm guessing someone in security wants to lose his head over this!
Ho-oh! Sorry about about that, great Khan dude. We got a little distracted.
The WB is running the Sister, Sister marathon. Oh, how they make us laugh.
The Russian Revolution
In history, Stalin was a despot, a murderer, a Communist dictator. But on The WB, he's the star of his own sitcom, My Buddy Stalin!
Hooray For Presidents
Hey! you're not Elmer Fudd! Gypola!
DUCK!!
DDDaffy Duck
Will you knock that off?! Sheesh! A bird could develop a complex around here!
The Legion of Super Writers
EAEdgar Allan Poe
I've just completed a rewrite we can all be proud of! Johnathan Livingston's Seagull is now a bloodthirsty vampire bat named Caroline, who is mysteriously compelled to fly into the propellor of an airplane, on the first page! [laughs evilly]
BBasho
It is still too long! [screams and slices Poe's book in half]
Return to China
Hey Emperor!
QSQin Shi Huangdi
Oww! With the yelling and the screaming and the ear. What is it?
We're all finished, coach!
QSQin Shi Huangdi
Really?
Yup! The job is done!
[Huangdi's jaw drops after seeing what Loud points to.]
QSQin Shi Huangdi
What is that?
What you asked for! That's your Great Mall!
QSQin Shi Huangdi
[makes monkey noises and hits Loud in the head with his hat a few times] I said wall, not mall.
Whoa. Imagine my embarrassment.
QSQin Shi Huangdi
What is a lanyard?
It's these little things you weave at camp from plastic strips.
PHPule Houser
Yeah, and you give them to you mom, and she goes "Oh, sweetie, this is so cute. I love it bluh".
And you both know it's kind of lame, but she uses it as a key chain anyway.
Because she loves your heiny.
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