William Shakespeare:’’’ Alas Big Fat Baby I knew you well.
Writers of the Purple Prose
Father Time:’’’ Well it looks like the sands have almost run out for today’s show and as William Shakespeare always likes to say.
William Shakespeare:’’’ Parting is such sweet sorrow.
Miss Information:’’’ Which means adios muchachos.
’’’Father Time:’’’ See you again next time on.
History of Flight
Do you have a bag of marshmallows and a crate of leeches I can borrow?
OWOrville Wright
Umm... no.
NO?! NO?! OH NOO! NO, IT CAN'T BE!! AAAHHHHH!!!!
Presidential People
[To the beat of Green Eggs]
Major Loud Kiddington, at your service!
Would you like some brock?
GBGeorge Bush
I like this brock.
I like it, let me be.
Would you like it with some corn?
Eaten from a flute?
GBGeorge Bush
I like it with some corn,
Eaten from a flute.
I like this brock,
Now go away and let me be!
How about here on Air Force One?
How about with a toast?
GBGeorge Bush
Yes! here on Air Force One, with a toast.
I like it with some corn,
Eaten from a flute.
I like this brock,
Now go away and let me be!
Would you, could you, yes maybe?
Eat some with Big Fat Baby?
GBGeorge Bush
I could maybe even with Big Fat Baby.
I like this brock,
now go away and let me be!
How about in your limousine,
Eaten with a beauty queen?
GBGeorge Bush
I like in my limousine, even with a beauty queen, even with Big Fat Baby on Air Force One with a toast, I like it with some corn
Eaten from a flute.
I like this brock,
You must go!
Try it and i think you'll see,
That you will like the brock.
GBGeorge Buush
If i try this brock,
Will you go away and let me be?
[George Bush eats the brock and starts to swallow]
We adults thank you, President Bush,
For your stand on that green mush.
Now we can shout with pride and glee,
LPLoud, Pepper, Susanna, Toast and Froggo
WE LIKE BROKK!
When America Was Young
DBDaniel Boone
All right, y'all scram! Git out the way!
No. I will not let you devastate this innocent creature's home. I would rather die than let you ruin this land.
DBDaniel Boone
Ah'll give ya a cookie...
Okay.
Now Charity, why do you say your teacher's a witch?
Well, she looks like a witch.
MPMolly Pitcher
They dressed me up like this!
Is that true?!
CColonists
No no no no no no no!/No way!/I should say not!
C1Colonist 1
Well, the hat; we did do the hat.
C2Colonist 2
And the nose.
C1Colonist 1
And maybe the broom.
C2Colonist 2
Right, right! Yes, the broom, I forgot about that! Oh, and a couple of the warts.
C1Colonist 1
Oh yes, almost forgot about the warts!
OK, that's enough!
Super Amazing Constitutions
Do you have a bucket of worms and a keg of gunpowder?
No!
Okay, but don't come crying to me later.
[Later, after Loud informs Jackson that the war has been over for two weeks...]
The war's been over for two weeks! [cries on Froggo's shoulder]
I told you not to come crying to me later.
Now listen up! I'm General Andrew Jackson!
Oooh, are you related to Michael Jackson?
No! Although I do have an uncle who looks a lot like Tito. Now clear out! This here's no place for children.
It could be if you put in swings and a jungle gym.
General?
What?
Will you bait Lucky Bob's hook, please?
Huh?
Worms give Lucky Bob the creeps.
You are correct, sir!
Please bait Lucky Bob's hook.
Why do you call him 'lucky'?
'Cause he luckily got all the good looks in his family.
Better Living Through Science
I don't wanna get disintegrated by a death ray. I have sensitive skin.
The Dawn of Time
Then in 8000 BC came...
THE NEOLITHIC PERIOD, OR NEW STONE AGE!
When wild animals were tamed by farmers.
Including pigs!
PPPorky Pig
Eh, th-t-t-t-t-t-t--
Chickens!
FLFoghorn Leghorn
Ah'm a rooster, son, not a chicken! Pay at-ah say, pay attention, boy! Ah'm talkin' to ya! Kid doesn't listen to a word Ah say.
And the very first cow! [A cow falls on Foghorn.]
Miss Information: But back then, the cow wouldn't like a peaceful creature we like today. Back then, the cow was a furious beast called the Auroch. And taming the Auroch was not an easy job.
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