Vic quotes from Hill Street Blues

You know what I did once? I yelled "fire" at a urologist convention. That's dangerous!

Listen, I picked up a chick at lunch today. Has the gall to tell me that I'm a lousy lover. I tell her, "Sweetheart, don't be ridiculous. You can't decide something like that in two minutes."

Hill

You've got several hundred dollars worth of parking tickets in there!

Well, I'll be darned! You can have the whole lot for $29.95.

Do you ever try a little humor in your work?

Renko

Do you ever try paying your parking tickets?

Once. It cost me some money.