Eddie quotes from Hill Street Blues

Eddie

Mick, this handsome, middle-aged man asked me for a match. I said, "How about you and me?" What can I say? I'm a hopeless romantic.

Eddie

I thought about what you said about degrading myself. No more bus station men's room for Eddie Gregg.

Belker

Atta boy.

Eddie

I'm going to work the men's room at the Hotel Excelsior!

Eddie

My grandmother was senile. She had so much fun on her birthday. She'd open her present, and drift off, then look back down and see her present, and then she'd be happy all over again.

Mick

That's what my father does with his breakfast cereal.

Eddie

[picks up video tape from Mick's desk] Oh my, Michael. "Gentlemen Prefer Leather"?

Belker

It's evidence, you Hairball.

Eddie

I have no place to go. I was wondering, uh, if I could stay with you.

Belker

Are you nuts? Absolutely not. [relents] Okay, but just this one time.

Eddie

Oh, thank you, Mick! I'll make you a breakfast fit for a king!

Belker

You make me breakfast, I'll ram it down your throat.

Eddie

You're such a treasure!