Who taught me how to play ball? Your looney grandma?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Hey, Grandpa, I've got a problem.
PGrandpa Phil]
Shoot it at me, Short Man.
You see there's this big jerk who says.....
— says he's gonna beat you up, eh?
Yeah.
Gonna give you 24 hours to dangle, eh?
That's right!
Wants to pound you flat and use your face for 2nd base, eh?
Yeah, yeah! What should I do?
I have no idea. But there's one thing I do know, never eat raspberries. [Holds his stomach] Excuse me a sec.[Grandpa runs to the bathroom]
HPHelga Pataki
Arnold? Hey Arnold, Twenty-four hours, fifteen minutes and thirteen seconds until you die!
I'M CRAZY, CRAZY! [evilly laughs]
DNDJ Nocturnal Ned
It's 7:00 on KILL. This one goes out to Arnold, who's going to die in 2 hours, 6 minutes, and 47 seconds, from Helga who hates you.
HBHarold Berman
Wow, you really are crazy. Wanna join our club?
Boys are so stupid.
SSid
We threw away everything but the kitchen sink! gets the kitchen sink Okay, here goes!
NVNick Vermicelli
This time I'll be a 50% partner.
20.
NVNick Vermicelli
40.
20.
NVNick Vermicelli
30.
20.
NVNick Vermicelli
Deal.
If I hit the lever, maybe I can stop it. [Cup misses lever]
[Mimicking Arnold] If I can hit the lever, maybe I can stop it.
[Thinking] I hope they stop in time.
[Thinking] Boy, he smells good.
Wilikers! It's Big Bob!
SSid
And... and... some other guy!
Wait a minute. Mr. Pataki, don't do that! Come back! Mr. Pataki!
Well, that's one way to respond by not responding. Silence: often speaks volumes.
It's like music to my ears.
Why are your pants ironed so nicely?
Why don't you teach us anything?
Why do fools fall in love?
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