[when she hears about Olga getting married] No, Olga! Don't make the same mistake I made!
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Oh man, this guy's a total liar! If Olga marries him, her life will be ruined... Perfect!
So what's the stinkin' rush all about? get married in a year, if you still want to.
You won't want to.
Mummy, Daddy, please don't be harsh.
DDoug
It's okay, darling, your parents just need time to adjust.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you little twist top, Big Bob Pataki doesn't adjust, you got it?
Daddy, it's not fair to have Olga choose between her true love and us.
[tearfully] Helga's right, Daddy, you're being an awful brute, and Mummy, you're not even trying to like Doug. I am so miserable. [runs off crying and weeping to her bedroom]
If I play my cards right I can get rid of Olga for good.
[Curly has locked himself in Principal Wartz's office]
What do you possibly think you're doing?
I'm not opening this door! I'm not coming out! I'm mad as heck, and I'm not going to take it any more!
What are you talking about?
Turns out I am not the ball monitor this week. I wanted the responsibility. Oh, I could taste it. And I'm not having a fine day, in fact, something has gone terribly, terribly wrong!
I see something has gone wrong! You come out right now, or you'll be facing some very, unpleasant times ahead! I'm warning you! [Curly opens up the window above the door]
[a la The Shining] Heeeeere's Curly! [he throws a dodgeball at Wartz]
OW! Gah!
That's one! One for me and 498 to go! [He throws another dodgeball and laughs evilly. Lightning flashes outside]
Then later in class, Harold answered the bonus question that I was about to answer. Harold stole the question from me! Another injustice.
No fair! He let me answer that question!
Curly, you let Harold answer that question.
[Behind the lockers]
I think Curly's finally snapped.
No kidding.
[In the bathroom]
SSid
You guys, Curly's snapped. He's throwing kickballs at Principal Wartz. My kickballs!
[In the halls]
Hahaha. It's finally happened. Our demented Curly has gone over the edge.
[In the halls]
PKPeapod Kid
Curly? Snapped? How terrible. Terribly sad.
[In the library]
CLCampfire Lass
There's a grand brouhaha outside Principal Wartz's office. LET'S GO!
[throwing a ball at Mr. Simmons] Save your new ageisms for the saps, Granola Boy!
[To Curly] Okay, what are your demands?
My demands? Okay, I'll tell you my demands! I, I want two Yahoo sodas and, and a meatball sub!
What happened?
Any bloodshed?
I think we all learned a valuable lesson from this.
Yep - don't ever trust the quiet ones. They'll go bonkers and hole up in the principal's office.
[Grandpa believes he has died]
Well, that's it. I must be in heaven. Oh, no! Oskar's here! This must be the other place!
No, Grandpa, you're still with us. Good morning, Grandpa.
What's so good about it?
Me, Mom and Dad are supposed to visit my grandma in South Dakota.
Sounds like fun.
I'd rather have a root canal.
Great! You lost the directions; we’re totally lost on the road to nowhere, with a map of Wankyland!
Mom, please tell me you didn’t leave your purse on top of the car again!
Helga, you know, I think that that is exactly what happened.
[as Arnold and Eugene Horowitz are going in a Roller Coaster]
SSid
He's a goner...
He's a brave boy...
He's a saint — he gave me his tokens...
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