[about Lila] Well, everything's back to normal.
She's Little Miss Perfect again.
She's funny and smart, and pretty and popular.
And you know what the worst part is? I like her.
RPRhonda and Phoebe
Yeah, me too.
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I wanted to go as pirates.
No, Vikings.
How about clowns?
We're all going as aliens because the whole purpose of Halloween is to scare people and make them give you candy.
Aliens are coming to destroy the Earth!
[explaining about the kids in alien costumes] The news is all over town. The city is in panic.
Uh oh.
The news station must have picked up our broadcast. Grandpa, what happened to the kids after you saw them?
[the kids are being chased by an angry mob]
Arn-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld!
[Halfway across town] Did you hear something just now?
No.
You already had three helpings. [hits Oskar's hand]
Oww, you hurt my hand. I'm going to sue you!
Eh. Heheheheh! Look! It's Buddy Love! And he's going coconuts!
[Reading Phoebe's poem in front of the class] I hear your name, like a bell, ringing, ringing, in my heart.
[Talking to Phoebe as he leaves] We're proud of our multicultural students here at P.S. 118. [Stops in the doorway and looks back] Where do you come from, Phoebe?
[flatly] Kentucky, sir.
We'll meet you tomorrow... on the gridiron. Leaves
[off-screen] What's a gridiron?
[off-screen, whispers] Shut up...
We're going to beat them?
Sorry, I got carried away.
Nice going head boy, now we're all going to get carried away, On stretchers! They're fifth graders! They older, bigger, more brutal.
Size isn't everything Helga, maybe we're smarter.
Smarter, being smarter doesn't have to do with anything with football.
97 [kids groan while doing push-ups] 98 [kids groan while doing push-ups] 99! Come on! Get up! Walk it off. Let's go! We're going to practice everyday until I start seeing some improvement. And let's start thinking positively, think like winners, you bunch of losers. [Harold vomits] Any questions?
Ahh, I just throw up my protein drink! [vomits again]
[Upset over washing Gerald's clothes]
This lint is your lint. [in high pitch voice] I'm not your Mother!
Okay, I’m sorry. [Gerald leaves the room]
I am not his mother!
What am I gonna do now, Smart Guy? AW! [sobs]
I'm telling you, Rhonda, I really don't know anything about fashion.
[reading fashion magazine] Hmmm. Okay, tell me this: do red and orange go together?
Uhhh...
Of course not. You know that, and I know that. But try to tell that to Nadine — she doesn't listen.
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