Chibi Russia quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol…

…kolkolkolkolkolkolkol…

What about China? I think it’s most definitely China~

Oh, Привет! (Privet) I’m Russia. I’d like to be introducing my big and little sister now. First, please say hello to my big sister, Ukraine. She’s nice, but not much to look at. This is my little sister, Belarus! She’s pretty, not nice. The important thing is they are both very weird! …..so werid….. so weird….. so weirddd… *crying*

This is Ukraine. When I say big sister, I mean BIG sister. Apparently, her breasts are so giant they make her back hurt. Also… she’s poor, so those are real! Big sister, we came to collect the gas payment!

(Sigh)… I wonder when things started changing between us… I remember we used to be so close…

It’s cold, huh…

But sis! This is your favorite scarf, isn’t it?

My sister’s a total nut job…!

Ok. I guess we weren’t that close.

Hooray! I have won it again! Russia is the best in all of the world!

I am joking; you do what I say because I win! I wish you saw your face when I made the joke. Hilarious!

It says Warsaw will become our capital!

No, I say sit back and enjoy show!

If you die, I get great pleasure smile.