Japan quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

Japan

These are just appetizer??

Japan

Phew, time for me to relax.

Japan

I am making the most of this beautiful day.

Japan

No they do not. Well, your carpet has lots of dirt particles that need removal. A lint roller is a great tool for picking up dirt and loose hairs.

Japan

That probably glosses over more trash than you would think.

Japan

What are you waiting for, Mr. America? Don't let it get cold.

Japan

There you go! So, how does it taste?

Japan

You really like blowfish that much?

Japan

That is unfourtunate. My sincerest apologies.

Japan

Not at all. There is nothing more refreshing than a good soak. Are you not ever compelled to just lie in the bathtub and drift away?

Japan

When trying to loose weight, I heard soaking in hot water is also great.

Japan

So this is where your priorities lie.

Japan

Don't you want to stop being such a fat butt? So man up! Pay up!

Japan

But soaking is supposed to be peaceful, not stressful!

Japan

News in America is always sounds so depressing.