Japan quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

Japan

Salted mackerel?! What about salted mackerel?! Please! At least let me have salted mackerel!

Japan

Throwing... stars...

Japan

Unlike in the movies, throwing stars don't fly or stick and they are unlikely to hit their target. So they're quite unreliable as a weapon.

Japan

Sharpened chopsticks are more useful as a weapon if you use them for stabbing or throwing.

Japan

Excuse me, Mr. Germany. Could you spare me some oil? (sees Germany picking flowers) Mr. Germany seems very girlish?!

Japan

Please, do not fight. Let me mollify you with empty carbohydrates.

Japan

Permission to speak!

Japan

I promise, it is relevant.

Japan

I have created a list of all weird groups at the academy, like, Karamu Siesta.

Japan

It's Mr. Sparkle!

Japan

So... that happened.

Japan

Certainly full of... something.

Japan

Moving along...

Japan

I cannot help but wonder which of the four houses the hat put you in.

Japan

Your Teutonic prowess is the stuff of legend!