Mochi-America quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

Yeah! Hahahaha! The hero strikes again!

Stop! Bullying kids isn't PC anymore.

Dudes I hardly recognized you. What's going on? Why is France a midget and Britain like he's about to torture Jack Nicholson?

Shut it, limey!

*laughing*

Are you kidding me dude, France was behind this?!

Dude! You need to give it up already, midget France. Now where are those pictures?

Good ol' blackmail!

Dude! I'll order it online!!

I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED!!! Christmas is so saved, dawg!! Who cares about a few AWOL Santas when you got the best Chris Cringle of like, ever!?

Prime, baby!

Dudes, this is an emergency! As the paper thing in front of you with those crazy drawings that are supposedly words says, a majority of humanity-

-has been turned into noppera-bō ghosty blobs-

-by the freaky beam of light-

-other noppera-bō, or bow, or bahh-I don’t really know how to say it. Tony, my righteous alien dude friend, told me they’re Pictonians from the planet Picto. For real, dudes; Picto’s in like way far outer space.