Mochi-America quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

Pour on some ketchup, bro!

Dude... I'm about to eat it! This is so hardcore! Yep, any second now!

Doin' it! 'Kay! YOLO bro!

mmm-WOAHHH!!!! That was wicked rad, I looked death in the gills and won!

Um, dude? My water bill's been skyrocketing since you showed up.

What's with all the tub soaking, bro? Arent you afraid of gettin' pruny?

Nope! 10 seconds in the shower is all I need!

Diet time!! Gotta go fill up the tub!

I still don't know, dude. The water bill's already high enough.

I know! We'll just bathe at the same time!

Totes dude, but isn't Japanese news a lot sillier and unimportant?

Let's see. A kid getting ready for his first day of school. Adorable baby dolphins learning how to swim. Or that cat who's still naping inside a hot-pot. Or how tuna tastes good. Or when flowers are almost about to bloom. Your news is fun!

Estonia, dude! Lithuania told me the deets so I'm here to help, brah!!

When it comes to this internet stuff, I am the man, my man! Now let's track this bad guy down, blow him up, and send 'em to hell!

'Sup bird! What's the haps? Brah, your connection is slow.