England quotes from Hetalia - Axis Powers

Uhhh…!

Hey, no fair chewing on my sleeve, Uni! I’m too ticklish, so stop the snuggling! You’re naughty, Captain Hook; Tinkerbell’s not big enough! Take that big goofy kissy face to your little leprechaun friend, since he’s the only one who cares! Kidding! Seriously, you’re all nutburgers! What am I to do with you! Ahahahahahahahaha!

That’s very funny, France. I don’t believe it’s April Fool’s Day yet. What’s the matter, old chap? You can’t even afford to buy a calendar anymore? Ahahahahahahaha…

Ahahaha… ahh…

That’s a marriage registration form, you idiot!!!

Uh…uhhh…

What’s come over you!? Unhand me, you foppish twit!!

I will do no such thing! Argh!!!

No!!! Stop it!!

NOOO! I don’t know what you’re up to, but I don’t like it!

RGH! That’s still not a satisfactory reason to be wed! Have at you! Here’s what I think of your damn form!

Now you’ll see. That’s what happens when you try to force people to marry you, frog! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

I will not, fool! Why on earth would I ever want to marry you?! First of all, you need to learn to deal with and accept your failures. AHH…!

Unhand me this instant you foul smelling wine lover! Release me! Let me go! Turn me loose! Why are you not listening to me, France?! Lessen that grasp! I said let go this minute! This is rather undignified!

Hahahaha… stupid Germany. I’m SAS. When it comes to spying, no one is better than Britain! Cheers. Ha! That was all too easy. Now I shall observe your top secret training!