Henry Hart quotes from Henry Danger

Can I point out one problem with your plan?

Piper

[groans loudly] My God, Charlotte! WHAAAAAAT?!

Ray

She's starting to fit in around here.

S5 Holiday Punch

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I don't need a new kitchen un 6 to 8 weeks, I need a kitchen today!

Henry

Why?

Ray

Yeah, what's your deal?

My deal is that I have a date tonight with Jack Swagger, and I was gonna MAKE HIM DINNER AT MY HOUSE!!!

Henry

Wait...

Jasper

You know Jack Swagger?

Henry

International music superstar Jack Swagger?

Schwoz

Youngest person to win a Grammy Jack Swagger?

Ray

You have a date?

Yes! With Jack Swagger!

Jasper

How do you know Jack Swagger?

We went to camp together, like 10 years agoa, back when he was Jack Swagawitz.

S5 Cave the Date

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I don't want the job.

Oh, really? Because I'm starting to question your commitment tk Swellview.

My commitment to Swellview. Are you kidding me?

Well, you don't seem very committed to me.

I'm not graduating from high school because of how committed I am to this job.

[sarcastically] Oh, all my friends are leaving, and I'm stuck here in Swellview, being a sidekick and saving lives!

Exactly! I've been too busy saving everybody else's life, I forgot tk have kne of my own!

You swore an oath to defend this city!

When I waz 13!

So?!

So maybe I don't wanna do it anymore!

Yeah, 'cause you're obviously terrified kf being stuck here in Swellview with me.

Yeah, Ray, I am!

MSMayor Sockwell

Wait, who's Ray?

[cringes] Dang it!

Bose

I think it's that guy.

WHERE'S THAT DING DANG MEMORY WIPER, SCHWOZ?!

I don't wanna be your sidekick for another 30, or 40, or 50 years!

But man, that was always the plan! You'd be my sidekick znd then you'd take over as Captain Man when I retire.

I don't wanna be Captain Man, OK?! I don't ever wanna be Captain Man! I will be never, EVER be Captain Man!

Bose

Psst. He's right there.

Then why are you even here?

That's a good question. [Takes out the de transformation tube and gives the tube to Ray]

What are you doing?

Quitting. [pops his gum and de transforms to Henry, causing everyone to gasp]

Henry

Hey, everyone. I'm Henry Hart. [tosses thw communicator to Captain Man] And I used to be Kid Danger. [heads to the elevator] Oh, and Ray?

What?

Henry

I'm taller than you.

S5 The Beginning of the End

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Henry

[as he leaves for Dystopia] See you at Thanksgiving?