CharlotteI don't need a new kitchen un 6 to 8 weeks, I need a kitchen today!
Charlotte
My deal is that I have a date tonight with Jack Swagger, and I was gonna MAKE HIM DINNER AT MY HOUSE!!!
International music superstar Jack Swagger?
Youngest person to win a Grammy Jack Swagger?
Charlotte
Yes! With Jack Swagger!
How do you know Jack Swagger?
Charlotte
We went to camp together, like 10 years agoa, back when he was Jack Swagawitz.
[Jake and Kris find out that Henry is Kid Danger]
Kid Dangera: I know, I know. You guys are probably really mad at me for lying to you for years.
We are so...... proud of you!
You're a superhero, son! Other than being an actor it's the most important thing you could be in this world.
Wait so you're really not mad? Even though I'm failing out o school?
Ha! No, we're still really mad about that.
Wait a second. Charlotte's the one who thinks. If Charlotte were here, she would probably say something like... "Mmm. I don't know guys, this looks pretty bad." And then I would say, "Wow, Charlotte, that's not very helpful." And then Schwoz would say, "Uh, I might have a device." And I'd say, "Nice, Schwoz, what does that device do?" And then Ray would probablg say, "I got a device that can fix this - my fist!" And then Jasper, he'd say, "I got a device that can comb my hair!" And then, Piper would be like, "Jasper, that's a comb." And I would be like, "Guys, can we please focus? Because Drex is back, and he just sent Rayy tk the past, and he just kidnapped Bose and Schwoz, and he's gknna erase everybody's memory jn Swellview - and I'm freaking out, guys! I'm freaking out!" And Charlotte wkuld probably be like...
Charlotte
[offscreen] Everything's gonna be fine.
Hang on, Charlotte, I'm trying to... [turns around and sees Piper, Charlotte and Jasper] You guys came back! [he runs towards them and hugs them] Good to see you. OK, things are bad. Drex is back, and he sent Ray tk the past but I beat him up pretty bad but then he got away...
Charlotte
We heard you.
Right. Okay, that'll save us a lot of time. But I'm still freaking out, I don't know what to do.
Charlotte
Just don't freak out.
Yeah, cause we're here and we're gonna help ypu.
[walks out, holding a huge gun] Yeah. This guy messes with you, he messes with us.
Okay, I'm just going to push this into the safe zone.
Charlotte
I do need someone to go down to the 10th Man Cave ans get the Shelgon Crystal.
One on top of the other. It's like a Man Cave Diez Leches Cake.
What's a Shelgon Crystal?
Enough with the stupid questions! Charlotte needs it, I'll get it.
Does anyone else smell burnt hair?
Mom, what did I just say about stupid questions?
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