Aaron Song quotes from Hell's Kitchen

Very few of the chefs have impressed Chef Ramsay with their dishes. Now, it's down to the final chef.

Oh, fuck me. Whose is this?

(dressed up as a cowboy) It's me, chef.

And where's your horse?

I left him parked outside, chef.

I've never met an Asian cowboy.

(interview, laughs) I knew I shouldn't have worn this outfit!

You are one chunky monkey, aren't you?

(laughs) Yes, chef.

What is it?

It's finger food chef, so.

How big are your fucking fingers?

I have big hands.

[tastes part of the dish] This...is nice, just throw all that away. Your biggest problem is you don't know when to stop.

(interview) My plate was full, but, heck, I would've eaten all the food on the plate.

With the red team in shambles, Chef Ramsay turns to the blue team for some reassurance.

Aaron, how are you feeling?

Sorry. [starts to cry] I can't believe I'm crack-- I'm cracking up right now.

Keep it together! For God's sakes, man!

I don't know what's going on! [continues to cry]

Now you're making me feel nervous! I am not going into service with this level of incompetence. You know that.

(outside, to the waiting diners) Not too good... not too good...

Stop fucking crying. Stop, STOP! Do you want to go and lie down in the dorm?

No, sir, I'm fine. I'm fine, chef. I apologize. I'm fine.

You can do it.

Yes, chef.

Good man.

While it's total chaos in the red kitchen, in the blue kitchen, the retirement home chef seems to be feeling all of his 48 years.

[washing his face with water] Oh, fuck.

(interview) I'd like to see Aaron get better.

Oh, fuck.

(interview) Get better at cooking.

I'm kind of dizzy right now. I'll be back in five, gentlemen.

(interview) He just gave up. I would never walk off the line short of being punched in the face. Finish your night.

You've gone white.

[whimpering] Chef, I don't want to quit because of me. I don't want to quit because...

Hey.

But, I don't want to quit because of the guys, they're trying so hard. Everybody's trying really hard.

Hey, shhhhhhhh. Relax, relax, relax.

With Aaron taking early retirement from the meat station, Josh jumps in and tries to save the day.

Two minutes -- Eddie, are you okay with two minutes on that?

Yes.

Okay, two minutes!

Come on guys, no bickering, let's do it!

(interview) I was born for this.

Come on guys! (interview) Unfortunately, I myself walked into the deepest pile of the shit.

Josh,

Yes, chef?

How many portions of chicken are overcooked?

One, two, three, four, and that's all the chicken that we have, chef.

So we've got no chicken anywhere?

We have no chicken, chef.

(to the customers) My name's Aaron. I'm a chef. I'm one of your chefs tonight. And welcome to Hell's Kitchen.

Thank you.

(to Jean Philippe) What in the fuck is Aaron doing in the dining room?

My name's Aaron, and I'm a chef in Hell's Kitchen. Welcome to Hell's Kitchen.

He's talking to customers.

He's talking to customers.

My name's Aaron. Well, you already know my name because it's on my shirt!

Get that fucking donkey out of there!

Aaron, you're in the dining room like the President of the United States of America shaking hands with people. What the fuck was that all about?

I apologize, chef. Obviously, I didn't do that great of a job.

As the men go off for a day of hard labor, Chef Ramsay and the women are off to the Sunset Strip. Little does Chef know...

Okay. Off we go.

One of Hell's Kitchen's former chefs is a regular at the Saddle Ranch.

Yee-hah! Howdy, Chef Ramsay!

Oh, my God.

[goes over and hugs Gordon] Good to see you, Chef.

I feel like crying. [pretends to cry] [flashback to season 3 where Aaron cried minutes before service]

[laughs] Don't cry, Chef!