Hell's Kitchen · Season 3, Episode 2
“Episode Two” · Season 3, Episode 2
In this episode: Gordon (5), Aaron Song (2), Narrator (1), Jean-Philippe (1), Josh Wahler (1), Bonnie (1), Brad Miller (1)
(to the customers) My name's Aaron. I'm a chef. I'm one of your chefs tonight. And welcome to Hell's Kitchen.
Thank you.
(to Jean Philippe) What in the fuck is Aaron doing in the dining room?
My name's Aaron, and I'm a chef in Hell's Kitchen. Welcome to Hell's Kitchen.
He's talking to customers.
He's talking to customers.
My name's Aaron. Well, you already know my name because it's on my shirt!
Get that fucking donkey out of there!
45 minutes into dinner service and Eddie's spaghetti has brought the blue kitchen to a standstill so Chef Ramsay turns to the women for a little hope.
Spaghetti, scallops how long?
3 minutes, chef.
[sees what Bonnie is doing] What are you doing? What are you doing?
I'm doing 3 scallops, chef.
See? I called one spaghetti, one scallops, then she's doing three scallops.
I thought I heard... I'm sorry. Okay, one scallop.
Are you a dumb blonde?
[Gordon tastes Eddie's risotto at the pass]
Eddie! Oh, no. Oh, no! [returns to the workstation] ALL OF YOU! Taste it! It's inedible! [spits it out] It's way too peppery and you wouldn't even serve it to a fucking PIG! (to Eddie) Get off the section!
Yes, chef.
Get off!
Yes, chef.
[Gordon tastes Brad's risotto at the pass]
Taste that. It's overcooked and peppery, Brad! Fucking wake up will you please, yes? That's the second one by two different cooks. One fucking risotto, as quick as possible please.
Yes, chef.
Josh, what are you doing there, what are you doing there with that chicken there? Is that dry?
No, chef.
It looks dry from here. Just touch that, that's the skin, my man. Yeah. Yeah.
Yes, chef. Yes, chef. [Gordon smashes the chicken from the plate] (interview) Did that honestly just happen? What just happened?
That's it, fuck it! [throws the chicken on the floor] That's dry.
Yes, chef.
You, you, you, you! Hey, you, you! Come here! You, come here! Hey, you! Fucking come here, you! [calls out Aaron] Where's that fucking cowboy? Aaron! [Aaron enters the kitchen] Now you've (Josh) got dry chicken. You fucking donkey. You (Eddie) can't even do a fucking risotto, you know that? You (Aaron) can't even filet a fucking fish! You, you, you, you, you, you, fuck off out of here. Get out. GET OUT! The fucking girls will finish the meal service. Get out!
Aaron, you're in the dining room like the President of the United States of America shaking hands with people. What the fuck was that all about?
I apologize, chef. Obviously, I didn't do that great of a job.
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