Vox quotes from Hazbin Hotel

Vox

Velvette, I can see you're busy. Tell me, where's our hot-headed friend now?

Up in his tower, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down.

Vox

[sighs] And uh, what's got him so out of sorts today?

Who knows? But he tore up my best model! And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch to pull herself back together. MELISSA! GET OVER HERE! [Melissa comes unto platform and Velvette uses magic to change her outfit several times] No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww. [gasp] Yes! That's the one.

Fuckin' finally! [to a Fizzarolli robot] Kitty, another drink! Can you believe what that piece of shit did? The ungrateful WHORE!

Vox

Um, which whore are we talking about this time?

Fucking Angel Dust! Who the Hell else would I be talking about?! That fucking slut! Walked out on me. ME! I fucking MADE him! Without me, he's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes.

Vox

Oh, Angel quit?

NO! He didn't fuckin' quit! It's worse! He MOVED! He thinks he can just walk in here, work and then go somewhere else?! Can you FUCKIN' believe that?! He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer's bimbo daughter.

Vox

Angel is... living with Lucifer's daughter, now?

Yeah, that bitch Chalkie, Chandler or... I dunno, somethin' mannish like that. She's got this hotel, and- which of these makes me look sexier? [turns around hefting a pair of handguns, one gold and one pink]

Vox

What are you doing, Val? You're not going over there.

That slippery twink is going to remember who owns him. I'm gonna fuck everyone in that rancid shithole, I swear to God-

Vox

VAL... Think about it. Our brand, is perfection. And, what do you think chasing whores around town will... do to our image?

Uh... fuck it up?

Vox

Riiiight. Do you want people thinking you... can't control your employees?

No!

Vox

Exactly! And hey, you've still got him under contract; he isn't going anywhere. So, you should...

Do nothing?

Vox

Great idea! Now, that's why they pay you the big bucks.

[grumbles] Well, I really wanted to shoot someone.

Vox

Well, let me call up the lowest earners this month.

Oh, you know me too well. You know, Angel isn't the only one spending time at this ratty hotel with the Devil's princessa.

Vox

Oh, who else is there? Someone who... owes you money?

Someone who owes us much more than money. The Radio Demon is there.

Vox

What did you just say?

You heard me.

Vox

Alastor... came back... and he is with Lucifer's daughter...and THAT WASN'T THE FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!

Hey, killing Alastor is your kink.

Alastor

Adam: First man, next to die.

Adam

Who the fuck are you?

Alastor

Alastor. Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure. I'm about to end your fucking life.

Adam

Nice voice. Don't you know jazz is for PUSSIES?! You really think you can take me on? A mortal soul is no match for me, edgelord.

Alastor

You should know better than anyone what a soul can accomplish when they take charge of their own fate.

Adam

Oh-ho, you think you're tough shit, huh?

Alastor

Tougher than you. [laughs] You lack discipline, control. And worst? You're sloppy.

Adam

And you're— [is set upon by Alastor's minions] F-Fuck you, you red piece of— Too much fucking red— SHUT UP!

Alastor

Poetry.

Adam

I'm gonna wipe that shit-eating grin off your face cause radio is FUCKING DEAD!!

Alastor

What just happened? Fuck.

Vox

YES! Fuck you, Alastor! This is better than sex!

Alastor

Have to disagree with you, there. Radio's not dead, but it is ending this broadcast.

Adam

Bye, bitch.

Vox

NO! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! PUSSY!

Vox

Say it, Charlie. Look into the camera and tell everyone out there that you lost and I'm the most powerful sinner in Hell. Not Lilith, not Alastor, not the Vee's, me.

Charlie

Never!

Alastor

Oh, the drama. You know what? Maybe you should say it, Charlie. Stroke my friend's ego, he needs it.

Charlie

What? Alastor, why?

Alastor

Ah-ah-ah! C'mon, Charlie. Do me this one simple favor.

Charlie

Don't make me.

Alastor

Go on. Tell everyone he's the strongest.

Charlie

Vox is the strongest sinner in Hell.

Vox

OH YEAH!!! Look, Princess! Hell's finally listening to you!

Vox

Ho-oh, Charlie. You have no idea what you've done for me. All I can say is, thank you so much for sucking so much at everything you try to do. Just...Thank you.

Alastor

You absolute IDIOT!

Vox

Fuck is going on?! Get back in your chair!

Alastor

You swore to not lay your hands on Charlie, but you just couldn't help yourself, could you? You fucking creep. You're always doing that, and I HATE IT!

Vox

What, this? This–this doesn't count! I didn't hurt her!

Alastor

I didn't say not to hurt her, you moron. I said, you're not to lay your hands on her and you did. You pathetic amateur.

Vox

Fucking wordplays? You tricked me with a fucking technicality? Seriously?

Alastor

Hmm, it worked, didn't it? Baby, I'm a Demon in Hell, it's kind of our thing. You're nothing, if not predictable.

Vox

FUCK YOU! Doesn't matter that you're free, I'll just beat your ass back into submission! I am more powerful than I've ever been!

Alastor

Oh, don't sell yourself short. You're the most powerful sinner in Hell, now. I have to thank you for that. Your little power grab helped to break another chain that's been holding me back for quite some time. And now, we can finally settle this once and for all. Finally, a fight with you that might be a challenge. Your screams will make for a satisfying broadcast.

Vox

BROADCAST THIS, FUCKER!