Fuckin' finally! [to a Fizzarolli robot] Kitty, another drink! Can you believe what that piece of shit did? The ungrateful WHORE!
Um, which whore are we talking about this time?
Fucking Angel Dust! Who the Hell else would I be talking about?! That fucking slut! Walked out on me. ME! I fucking MADE him! Without me, he's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes.
Oh, Angel quit?
NO! He didn't fuckin' quit! It's worse! He MOVED! He thinks he can just walk in here, work and then go somewhere else?! Can you FUCKIN' believe that?! He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer's bimbo daughter.
Angel is... living with Lucifer's daughter, now?
Yeah, that bitch Chalkie, Chandler or... I dunno, somethin' mannish like that. She's got this hotel, and- which of these makes me look sexier? [turns around hefting a pair of handguns, one gold and one pink]
What are you doing, Val? You're not going over there.
That slippery twink is going to remember who owns him. I'm gonna fuck everyone in that rancid shithole, I swear to God-
VAL... Think about it. Our brand, is perfection. And, what do you think chasing whores around town will... do to our image?
Uh... fuck it up?
Riiiight. Do you want people thinking you... can't control your employees?
No!
Exactly! And hey, you've still got him under contract; he isn't going anywhere. So, you should...
Do nothing?
Great idea! Now, that's why they pay you the big bucks.
[grumbles] Well, I really wanted to shoot someone.
Well, let me call up the lowest earners this month.
Oh, you know me too well. You know, Angel isn't the only one spending time at this ratty hotel with the Devil's princessa.
Oh, who else is there? Someone who... owes you money?
Someone who owes us much more than money. The Radio Demon is there.
What did you just say?
You heard me.
Alastor... came back... and he is with Lucifer's daughter...and THAT WASN'T THE FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!
Hey, killing Alastor is your kink.
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