Lucifer Morningstar quotes from Hazbin Hotel

[upon being asked if he knows Alastor] Hmm. No. Guess that's why Charlie called it the "Has-Been Hotel". [laughs]

Alastor

[laughs] It was actually my idea.

Lucifer

[laughs] Well it's not very clever.

Alastor

[laughs] Fuck you.

Charlie

[sees Lucifer saved her from Adam] Dad?

Lucifer

Sorry I wasn't here sooner, sweetie.

Adam

Okay, seriously, how many of you freaks do I have to fight?

Lucifer

Oh, I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my daughter, and now, I am going to FUCK YOU!

Well, this just got interesting.

Charlie

It's "fuck you up".

Lucifer

Wait, what'd I say?

Lucifer

You come at me and my daughter?! Don't forget YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE, BITCH!

Charlie

Whoa, whoa! Dad...he's had enough.

Lucifer

Alright. [to Adam] How's mercy taste, you little bitch?

Adam

No. You don't get to end this. I'm fucking Adam! I'm the fucking man, and you're just some fucking clown or something! I STARTED EVERYTHING ON EARTH! ALL OF MANKIND CAME FROM THESE FUCKING NUTS! You all should be worshipping me! You ungrateful, disgusting, FUCKING LOSERS!