Ho-oh, Charlie. You have no idea what you've done for me. All I can say is, thank you so much for sucking so much at everything you try to do. Just...Thank you.
You absolute IDIOT!
Fuck is going on?! Get back in your chair!
You swore to not lay your hands on Charlie, but you just couldn't help yourself, could you? You fucking creep. You're always doing that, and I HATE IT!
What, this? This–this doesn't count! I didn't hurt her!
I didn't say not to hurt her, you moron. I said, you're not to lay your hands on her and you did. You pathetic amateur.
Fucking wordplays? You tricked me with a fucking technicality? Seriously?
Hmm, it worked, didn't it? Baby, I'm a Demon in Hell, it's kind of our thing. You're nothing, if not predictable.
FUCK YOU! Doesn't matter that you're free, I'll just beat your ass back into submission! I am more powerful than I've ever been!
Oh, don't sell yourself short. You're the most powerful sinner in Hell, now. I have to thank you for that. Your little power grab helped to break another chain that's been holding me back for quite some time. And now, we can finally settle this once and for all. Finally, a fight with you that might be a challenge. Your screams will make for a satisfying broadcast.
BROADCAST THIS, FUCKER!
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