Adam quotes from Hazbin Hotel

Call me dickmaster.

Alastor

Adam: First man, next to die.

Adam

Who the fuck are you?

Alastor

Alastor. Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure. I'm about to end your fucking life.

Adam

Nice voice. Don't you know jazz is for PUSSIES?! You really think you can take me on? A mortal soul is no match for me, edgelord.

Alastor

You should know better than anyone what a soul can accomplish when they take charge of their own fate.

Adam

Oh-ho, you think you're tough shit, huh?

Alastor

Tougher than you. [laughs] You lack discipline, control. And worst? You're sloppy.

Adam

And you're— [is set upon by Alastor's minions] F-Fuck you, you red piece of— Too much fucking red— SHUT UP!

Alastor

Poetry.

Adam

I'm gonna wipe that shit-eating grin off your face cause radio is FUCKING DEAD!!

Alastor

What just happened? Fuck.

Vox

YES! Fuck you, Alastor! This is better than sex!

Alastor

Have to disagree with you, there. Radio's not dead, but it is ending this broadcast.

Adam

Bye, bitch.

Vox

NO! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! PUSSY!

Charlie

[sees Lucifer saved her from Adam] Dad?

Lucifer

Sorry I wasn't here sooner, sweetie.

Adam

Okay, seriously, how many of you freaks do I have to fight?

Lucifer

Oh, I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my daughter, and now, I am going to FUCK YOU!

Well, this just got interesting.

Charlie

It's "fuck you up".

Lucifer

Wait, what'd I say?

Lucifer

You come at me and my daughter?! Don't forget YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE, BITCH!

Charlie

Whoa, whoa! Dad...he's had enough.

Lucifer

Alright. [to Adam] How's mercy taste, you little bitch?

Adam

No. You don't get to end this. I'm fucking Adam! I'm the fucking man, and you're just some fucking clown or something! I STARTED EVERYTHING ON EARTH! ALL OF MANKIND CAME FROM THESE FUCKING NUTS! You all should be worshipping me! You ungrateful, disgusting, FUCKING LOSERS!