Danny Williams quotes from Hawaii Five-0

Sang Min

You don't understand. I'll plead to any charge. Take the maximum sentence. As long as you put me in protective custody.

Danny

Oh yeah? What happened?

Sang Min

Wo Fat. I tried to make things right with him.

Steve

What did he say?

Sang Min

He told me he's not gonna rest until I'm dead. And then when I am, he's gonna come after you next.

Danny

Hey! What the hell are you doing? What happened? Huh?

Steve McGarrett

The governor's dead.

Danny

What are you talking about?

Steve

It was Wo Fat. You understand? It was Wo Fat, Danny.

Danny

Let him go. Let him go.

Chin Ho

He was the only one there. His gun was just discharged. I can't let him go.

Danny

Yes, you can. We have jurisdiction. We're Five-0. Get him out.

Chin Ho

You don't understand, Danny. There is no Five-0 anymore.

Danny Williams

What's up, buddy? You've been ducking me for about a week now.

Chin Ho Kelly

I've been a little busy.

Danny

You've been busy? What are you doing, putting more of your friends behind bars?

Chin Ho

[miffed] So you think I had a choice?

Danny

Mm-hmm.

Chin Ho

McGarrett was standing over the governor's body with a gun in his hand, Danny. I had a full SWAT team right behind me, who saw exactly the same things. Now, what was I supposed to do?

Danny

That's a good question. I'm glad you asked. Because what I think that you should have done is let Five-O investigate, instead of dismantling it. Instead of running off and joining HPD.

Kono Kalakaua

I can run his ID, trace his cell, run surveillance.

Chin Ho Kelly

How you gonna do that? You don't have access to HPD's database.

Kono

I'll use your password.

Danny

Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not a good idea.

Chin Ho

You're not carrying a badge anymore, Kono. I can't guarantee HPD backup.

Kono

You guys are my backup.

Danny

[chuckles] Definitely been hanging out with McGarrett too long now.

Chin Ho Kelly

What? Why wouldn't she last?

Well, Let's see what she looks like when she gets done with Sgt. Slaughter's Boot Camp.

Steve McGarrett

What's that supposed to mean?

Danny

Let's just try not to get the new girl blown up, kidnapped, or shot on her first day. That's all. Can we do that, Steven?

Steve

I can't guarantee that.

Lori Weston

I just point out the truth; most men can't handle the truth when it comes to love.

Danny

Oh, we can't handle the truth? What are we doing, A Few Good Men?

Danny

[browsing a folder] Operation Strawberry Fields ring a bell?

Steve

What did you say?

Danny

Operation Strawberry Fields. It's got a picture of you and your men. [Steve snatches folder from him] Photo of you.

Steve

It's classified.

Danny

Oh, I apologize. The Chameleon unclassified it.

Danny

So what, you're not gonna tell me about Operation Strawberry Field?

Steve

No.

Danny

No, no, 'cause you'd have to kill me if you told me.

Steve

[deadpan] Keep that up.

Danny

I'm just curious, though. Is there an Operation Abbey Road? Are you the walrus? [Joe White looks at him and raises his eyebrows] Time to shut up?

Joe

Roger that. You ready for the Magical Mystery Tour?

Danny

[looks at a life-sized whale hanging from the ceiling of the museum] It's amazing. I mean, one day you are the king of the ocean, right? The next thing you know, you're hanging from the ceiling in a museum and children are looking at your private parts.

Steve

Yep, kind of puts things in perspective.

Danny

I don't want a relationship.

Steve

Coffee is not a relationship, it's a beverage.

Danny

Not true, every relationship has started with a cup of coffee. Then it's dinner and a movie, okay? Next thing you know, you're divorced, you're moving to Hawaii so you can see your daughter every other weekend.

Steve

You need to talk to someone professionally.

Danny

What are the perks of being a cop? The pay sucks, the hours suck. Sometimes I get...No no not sometimes, all the time, I get shot at all the time.

Steve

What are you talking about? You never get...you hardly every get shot at.

Danny

Is that a joke? Are you making a joke?

Steve

Ok when's the last time you got clipped?

Danny

You're not a funny person. Are you trying to be funny? You're not, ok. Here's my point alright, living practically rent-free in some rich guy's guest house seems to me like a nice perk for keeping the world a safe place.

Steve

You homeless now? Why don't you try decorating? Why don't you get some doilies for the tables, flowers for the table.

Steve

What are you doing?

Danny

Getting ready to throw in the towel before you die.

Steve

[ignores Danny] Mouth guard.

Danny

[grumbles] Mouth guard. [hands Steve his mouth guard] You need a helmet not a mouth guard.

Steve

Looks like Boriero wasn't worried about theft.

Danny

That's one of the benefits of being built like King Kong.

Max

I came directly to work after a costume party.

Danny

Come on, you don't secretly have this thing where you look dressing up like you're in The Matrix.

Max

The two concepts are not mutually exclusive.

Danny

How does this even happen?

Chin Ho

Maybe it's the result of completely dismissing an entire culture's spiritual beliefs.