Sang Min quotes from Hawaii Five-0

McGarrett

You're going to jail. That part's not up for negotiation; your family is about to lose a husband and a father. In my eyes, now they're your victims, too. The trouble is, the law doesn't see it that way. Your wife, she's from Rwanda. She'll be sent back; they both will. If they're lucky, they'll make it to a refugee camp. And your son... seven is old enough to hold a gun for the Hutu militia. I can prevent all that, but I don't help people who don't help me.

Sang Min

[flustered] What kind of cops are you?

McGarrett

The new kind.

Danny

You look horrible, Sang Min.

Sang Min

Been in solitary for thirty days. What's your excuse?

Danny

Must be all the sunshine I'm getting on the outside.

Sang Min

You don't understand. I'll plead to any charge. Take the maximum sentence. As long as you put me in protective custody.

Danny

Oh yeah? What happened?

Sang Min

Wo Fat. I tried to make things right with him.

Steve

What did he say?

Sang Min

He told me he's not gonna rest until I'm dead. And then when I am, he's gonna come after you next.

Kono

People have a way of surprising sometimes.

Sang Min

How can a girl who's so spicy also be so sweet, huh?

Kono

Don't make me change my mind.

Sang Min

You must be some lawyer, huh? What, are you going all out for casual Friday?

[looks at Steve] You sure you don't want this guy locked up for life? 'Cause I do.

Steve

He grows on ya. I promise.

Odell

I bet he does. Like a bad fungus. And if this is gonna happen, first thing I'm gonna need to do is cut whatever that thing is growing out of his head...

Sang Min

[stands up, indignantly] You touch my hair, and I'll be going to jail for your murder!!!

Steve

This is gonna work out great. I can feel it.

Sang Min

[teasing] Every king needs his queen and here she is. You know, I didn't realize you cared so much about my safety. I'm, um, I'm deeply touched. You know, I'd feel a lot safer if you were by my side until the trial starts.

Kono

[deadpan] Okay. You know what? I'm glad your lawyer's here, because I'm gonna hit you, and I want proof that it was provoked.

Sang Min

Oh, you know, give me your best shot, Spicy. You know, because it's been a long time since I felt a woman's hands on my body.

Odell

Is he always this creepy?

Kono

Yes.

Steve

Yeah, pretty much the whole time we've known him