What are the perks of being a cop? The pay sucks, the hours suck. Sometimes I get...No no not sometimes, all the time, I get shot at all the time.
What are you talking about? You never get...you hardly every get shot at.
Is that a joke? Are you making a joke?
Ok when's the last time you got clipped?
You're not a funny person. Are you trying to be funny? You're not, ok. Here's my point alright, living practically rent-free in some rich guy's guest house seems to me like a nice perk for keeping the world a safe place.
You homeless now? Why don't you try decorating? Why don't you get some doilies for the tables, flowers for the table.
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