Frank Delano quotes from Hawaii Five-0

Frank

[warns Steve and Catherine] If you make it to the end, you're in North Korea. Only problem after that-- heavily fortified group of terrorists that are not known for hospitality. If, by chance, you make it out alive, you're stuck in a country of 25 million people who hate Americans.

Frank Delano

Listen Kono, I don't want to sit around all day and play footsie. A person with your skill set and experience has a... certain value in my line of work.

Kono

And what kind of work is that?

Delano

It's kind of like police work, except the bad guys we take down, we don't read Miranda, we just take their money.

Kono

So you provide a public service.

Delano

Something like that.

Frank Delano

'Cause you got away with it.

Chin Ho Kelly

Got away with what? What are you talking about?!

Frank

Everybody knows you're a dirty cop, Chin, but instead of having your life ruined like the rest of us, you, uh you get your badge back?

Hey, I didn't take any of that damn drug money.No.

Frank

No, but you knew who did, and you didn't say a word.

Let 'em go, Frank. Please. They got nothing to do with this.

Frank

Well, what happens to them is entirely up to you, Chin. Either one of them are The good news is, you have time to save one of them. Bad news unfortunately, the, uh the other one's gonna die.

You got what you wanted! You're out of jail. You got your revenge. Fryer is dead! Your cousin set me up, and then sent me to prison.

Frank

Want to save Kono, hmm? You get in that boat right there; you head due south. She's in a boat two miles offshore. You want to reach Malia- well she's at home waiting for you with, uh, dinner in the oven. [gasps] Chicken, I think.

You son of a bitch.

Frank

Hey, don't bother stopping to call HPD or your buddies, McGarrett and Williams. I got all the lines covered, you understand? Besides, you don't have time. You better get moving, Ace. Clock's ticking.

Chin Ho Kelly

Where do you think you're going?

Frank Delano

[shoots one round that somehow misses Chin, who shoots him in the shoulder. Chin closes door of van and aims shotgun at Delano, who's out of ammo] You're not gonna kill me. You said it yourself. You're not a dirty cop, Chin. Only a dirty cop would shoot an unarmed man. [Chin Ho pauses before firing shotgun pointblank]

Catherine

What exactly you drinking there?

Steve

That is snake's blood and rice wine.

Frank

God's nectar.

Steve

It's also an aphrodisiac.

Frank

36 hours of lead in your pencil, and doesn't cost $13 a pill.

Steve

You know? That's too much information, Frank.

Kono

What's with you and salvage?

Kid, this is a perfectly good example of vintage aviation.

Lou Grover

Uh-uh. It's a washing machine with propellers.

Frank

Big man, you're not exactly paying top dollar here. In fact, you're not paying anything at all. So if I were you, I'd grab a double-wide seat and keep a bag handy.

Lou

Hang on a second. I know this old hippie didn't just call me fat.