Chin quotes from Hawaii Five-0

[to Kono] Part of doing the job is knowing when you’re not the one to do the job.

[to Kono] You know, there might be a few other things I could teach you, but I think you got the whole ass-kicking thing down.

Look, I can't be a cop anymore.

McGarrett

Why not?

Because I can't be! You understand? HPD accused me of taking payoffs, so I'm the last person the department wants to see wearing a badge. I've gotta go.

Danny

This is going really well.

McGarrett

Did you take the money?

Excuse me?

McGarrett

[more directly] Did you take the money?

No.

McGarrett

Then come with us. And we don't need to talk about this again. Ever. This is your ticket back into the game. Call it payback, call it whatever you want, I don't care, but I need you.

How do you know you can trust me?

McGarrett

Because my old man did.

McGarrett

[observes Kono yelling at the referee, to Chin] Ah, glad she's on our team.

No, she's just getting warmed up.

Chin Ho

Your dad couldn't stop screaming.

McGarrett

You were there with my dad?

Yeah. I was fresh out of the academy, he was my training officer. I'll tell you, any day that Steve McGarrett was starting at quarterback was an official day off.

Danny

I got one question. What’s a quarterback doing wearing the number fifty?

McGarrett

Five-0.

Danny

Yeah.

McGarrett

No, it’s not fifty, it’s five-0. It’s what my dad used to call our family, because we weren’t native Hawaiian. Five-0. I don’t know; it was his way of making us feel like we belonged somewhere I guess.

Kono

I like that. Five-0.

Danny

So, uh, who are the Kapu?

Part lifeguard, part unofficial security enforcer for the North Shore. Kinda like protectors for the island.

Danny

Protecting the island from who? [McGarrett and Chin look at each other and then at Danny] Oh! The haoles. Protection from the haoles.

Kono

Anyone up for a swim?

Ah, forgot to bring my board shorts.

Danny

Looks like the rookie is going swimming.

Steve

I'll go in with you.

Danny

Very nice of you.

Steve

Sure you don't want to come for a swim?

Danny

No, you go ahead, uh with your pants. I'll just be here with a dry towel.

Steve

Okay, how are you going there, Kitty?

Danny

Not good.

Is that how they do it in Jersey?

Danny

No, it's not how they do it in Jersey. This is Grace's computer. It's the only one Rachel could give me.

First rule of spearfishing is you kill what you eat, you eat what you kill.

Steve

[looks at the fish he caught, laughs] Guess what's for lunch today?

[looks at Steve] You put two of those in Hesse and didn’t kill him?

Danny

Next time, shoot him in the face.

[to Danny] Wasn't that the mother of your child?

Danny

You know what the greatest invention of all time is?

What?

Danny

The Ignore button. You know, I have a theory that whoever invented the modern cellular phone also had an ex-wife.

Kono

[visits a bar full of coeds on spring break while checking leads] Four year-college tuition, $200,000. Books and supplies, $5,000. Room and board, $25,000. [sees unconscious patron] Passing out with two cocktail olives up your nose...

Priceless.

Danny

I'm going to talk to these models.

Steve

Okay, well, just stay with questions that relate to the case, all right?

Danny

What is that supposed to mean?

Steve

What it means is I know you. I'm just saying stick to the case.

Danny

[protests] Hey, hey, they're just women.

Who happen to be insanely hot and make millions of dollars.

Danny

[feigns innocence] I didn't know either of those things.

Lori

Patience isn't my strong suit.

You're a lot like Steve, you know that?

Lori

Am I?

Mm-hmm.

Lori

What's his deal anyway?

What do you mean, what's his deal?

Lori

Oh, I don't know. I mean, he's I mean, he's kind of hard to get a read on, you know, uh, except for the you know, the daddy issues.

Kono

If he gets to her first, she's dead. I have to go back.

No! You're already in too deep and it's too dangerous!

Kono

It's the only way to get to Trisha. Look, I don't like what he did, but I understand why Fryer targeted me.

You don't understand! Do you know who Frank Delano's partner was when he was on the job? Do you know?! It was Fryer!! Delano almost took Fryer down with him when he lost his badge. Don't you get it? Fryer's using you! He's using you to get revenge.

Steve

[overhearing Chin] That's true? Delano was your partner? You're going after your ex-partner?

My history with Delano has nothing to do with this.

Steve

This isn't about going after bad guys, okay? It's about you getting even, right? Huh? You put Kono's life in danger to settle a personal score. Not just Kono's life, the life of an innocent civilian who's still out there.

And that's exactly why Kono has to go back in. Without her, we've got nothing on Delano and no way to find Trisha Joyner.

Steve

There's gotta be another way.