[Steve notices a New Jersey postcard, but Danny had to bring up his old eating joints]
SteveDo you realize how much of your life revolves around food?
Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict?
Steve
Let me ask you a question: Where do people from New Jersey vacation?
Um, I don't know. I-I would imagine they vacation all over the place.
Steve
Okay. And you're you're aware the fact that perhaps many people from New Jersey vacation here in Hawaii?
I'm sure some misguided people do, sure, yeah.
Steve
Okay, good. And how many Hawaiians do you think vacation in New Jersey?
Steve
I can help you with that answer if you want. The answer is zero, Danny, because nobody here, except you, wants to be there, okay? Because aside from a couple of great singers, New Jersey doesn't exactly scream––
[interrupts] Oh, oh..Whoa, a few great singers?!! Sinatra, Springsteen...
Steve
Right.
A few great sing––Jonathan Bon Jovi.
Steve
I'm sorry, Bon Jovi?!
Steve
You serious?
He's right up there. "You Give Love a Bad Name", "Wanted Dead or Alive"...
Steve
Now you're giving me song titles.
I'm giving you classic song titles!
[after finding out Nick used to be Special Activities Division] I thought you guys were Navy SEALs?
Steve
When you have certain specialties, you can be recruited into different units as needed.
Are you gonna answer any one of my questions?
Steve
What do you want to know?
Steve
It's classified information, Danny.
Okay. What was your specialty?
Steve
I can't tell you that either.
Okay, please, you have done this before. Where was that? When exactly was that?
Steve
[looks around uncomfortably] I worked the other side.
The other side's a sniper rifle. Was that your specialty? [Steve does not reply and instead half-smiles at him]
[Having escaped assassination at the hands of Nick Taylor's team, Steve brings everybody to his house and asks General Pak why he came to the US]
GPGeneral Pak
Why do you think I brought my family here?
Steve
I don't know. Because you're a mass murderer?
PPak
My family's here because I'm seeking political asylum. That's why you couldn't postpone the trip.
Steve
That's why everybody's trying to kill you.
Let me get this straight. So you commit all these horrible, horrible crimes, and then you come over to the United States, and you say, "Hey, I'd like to make a deal now. Please."
PPak
I'm going to testify at the UN against a military junta and my chairman. I am going to admit to the world what I've done and pay for the crimes I've committed.
Steve
Well, that's that's good, man. You should've told us, okay? Somebody should have told us.
PPak
The information was too dangerous.
Steve
That information is more dangerous if I don't have it! My entire team could have been killed. Not to mention your family.
PPak
My testimony will end the war!! The suffering. You save me, and my family, and you save a country.
[greets Kamekona] Baby Huey, it's good. [to Steve] What's the matter with you, huh? We got a situation. Where've you been? I’ve been calling you like you owe me money.
Steve
What are you talking about? I didn't hear my phone.
Called you like five, six times.
Steve
I believe you. I didn't hear my phone, I left it right over here. [points to where Kamekona is sitting] Where's my phone? You see my phone?
[pulls Steve's cellphone from under his butt] Oh. Oh sorry.
You didn't feel that vibrating? Ever?
[The GPS leads the Five-O team to the harbor]
Ah, forgot to bring my board shorts.
Looks like the rookie is going swimming.
Steve
I'll go in with you.
Steve
Sure you don't want to come for a swim?
No, you go ahead, uh with your pants. I'll just be here with a dry towel.
What are the odds, huh? Guy gets a bullet in the dome, goes through four hours of brain surgery, and he survives, yet 150 people die every year from falling coconuts. It's a fact. I read it online.
Steve
What, so now you're not going to let Grace go near coconut trees?
Not without a helmet, I'm not.
Steve
Looks like our guys are dopers.
What? What does that mean?
Steve
You draw a pint of your own blood, your store it in the fridge, and then you reinject it days later.
Steve
Increases your red cell count and it allows your muscles to work harder for up to 12 hours. Some SEALs in Coronado would do it before their underwater drills.
Kinda like an all-natural steroid.
Steve
Or ultra-endurance athletes.
[Chin and Steve are amused at the sight of Danny using a laptop with Hello Kitty stickers on it.]
Steve
Okay, how are you going there, Kitty?
Is that how they do it in Jersey?
No, it's not how they do it in Jersey. This is Grace's computer. It's the only one Rachel could give me.
Steve
Take that tie off. No one on a cruise ship wears a tie.
Yes, they do. They do all the time, so they can hang themselves when they’re bored.
Steve
Well, put it in your pocket. You can kill yourself later.
[hands Steve an ice pack] Ice, for your head.
Steve
I'm fine.
Don't be a tough guy, okay? I've been popped with a stun gun before, it's no fun. Ice helps.
[curiously] You've been stun gunned?
Yes, I've been stunned. Hoboken, Halloween '02. It's a long story I don't want to tell you right now. [turns back to Steve] How many guys were there?
Steve
Three.
Three. Okay, good, 'cause I was wondering how one little burglar comes in and takes advantage of a Navy SEAL.
[Steve is frantically calling his sister Mary but she is not answering]
Steve
Something's wrong.
Do me a favor, please. Will you not go there? Okay? You don't know anything. Maybe she went out last night. Maybe she got a little goofy, she's sleeping it off. And let me be honest about something, if, first thing in the morning, I see your face pop on my phone, I might not answer it either.
Steve
Mamo lived in our old neighborhood when Mary and I were just kids. He's the one who taught us how to surf. Guy's been a beach boy since the days of Duke Kahanamoku.
Beach Boy, huh? You know, I've heard of, um, Mike Love, Brian Wilson, but I've never heard of Mamo the Beach Boy.
Steve
Yeah, different beach boys, Danny. They were locals who set up shop in Waikiki to teach people how to surf.
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