Danny Williams quotes from Hawaii Five-0

Danny

I mean, I’m no detective—Wait a minute, where am I? Oh, I’m a detective!

Danny

Good luck, Aquaman!

Danny

[discussing the serial killer's MO] The newlywed killer. Someone should just tell this guy that if people stay married long enough, they just kill each other.

Danny

[interrogating a suspect] You know there is no honor amongst thieves. Eventually they will rat on you so why don't you just beat them to the punch. [sees Kelly walking into the interrogation room] You didn't miss anything. This guy's vocabulary is not straying too far from the word "lawyer".

Danny

What kind of a moron would break into a house, try to drug a dog, just to get some pages out of a book?

Danny

[to O'Toole after nailing him on murder charges] Enjoy federal prison. It's really nice this time of year. See you.

Danny

Yes, yes, I am scared, all right? I am also anxious and nervous. I am discombobulated-- yes, I use that word. But, most of all, I am happy. Okay? Let me break it down-- I am 60% happy, I am 30% completely terrified, and I am 10% discombobulated. Yes, it is a real word. See? This is why you suck at Scrabble.

Danny

[about Eric] It's like, uh, house-training a puppy. I mean, the kid has zero impulse control.

Danny

[about Kamekona's gun] Wow, now, this is insult to injury. This guy's got The Guns of Navarone.

Danny

What I do know is that I do not do not feel comfortable with that man piloting three tons of steel over the town where my daughter lives.

Danny

[watches Steve and Catherine kissing at the side during the game] There's no kissing in baseball, Steve.

Danny

[to Joan] Once upon a time there was a very handsome prince. And this, uh, handsome prince had a very beautiful black stallion. And this black stallion was, uh, was admired by everybody in the kingdom. He was the fastest and fairest stallion in the land, about 528 horsepower, very nice stallion, anyway. Uh, one day, uh, this incredibly handsome prince Yeah, he was, he was out of sight, let me tell you. He was partnered up with a mean ogre. A disgusting, hairy ogre. It was not a match made in heaven. They would slay dragons together from time to time. And they'd argue all the time and, of course, the brilliant charming prince would win those arguments because the ogre was a dope. Despite their, uh, victories, there was a dark cloud that loomed. Because the dopey ogre coveted the handsome prince's stallion, okay? And he was a very greedy, selfish ogre with major control issues. And he would never let the handsome prince ride his own stallion.

Danny

[Punches Reyes and shoves him back to a table] What'd I just tell you, huh? What'd I say? Huh? What'd I tell you? Huh? Huh? What'd I say? [points pistol at him] Okay. Look at me. You look at me, look at me, look at me. That's it. [fires]

Danny

[to Steve] You know what you are? You're like a big marshmallow filled with testosterone.

Danny

[to Steve] I have seen you personally put yourself in every conceivable life-threatening situation without batting an eye, like it's nothing. But when it comes to talking about your feelings, forget about it, you'd rather chew cyanide.