[Steve notices a New Jersey postcard, but Danny had to bring up his old eating joints]
Do you realize how much of your life revolves around food?
Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict?
Let me ask you a question: Where do people from New Jersey vacation?
Um, I don't know. I-I would imagine they vacation all over the place.
Okay. And you're you're aware the fact that perhaps many people from New Jersey vacation here in Hawaii?
I'm sure some misguided people do, sure, yeah.
Okay, good. And how many Hawaiians do you think vacation in New Jersey?
I don't know.
I can help you with that answer if you want. The answer is zero, Danny, because nobody here, except you, wants to be there, okay? Because aside from a couple of great singers, New Jersey doesn't exactly scream––
[interrupts] Oh, oh..Whoa, a few great singers?!! Sinatra, Springsteen...
Right.
A few great sing––Jonathan Bon Jovi.
I'm sorry, Bon Jovi?!
Absolutely Bon Jovi.
You serious?
He's right up there. "You Give Love a Bad Name", "Wanted Dead or Alive"...
Now you're giving me song titles.
I'm giving you classic song titles!
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