Hope the rocket isn't shaped like a giant penis. Am I right?
There is a scientific reason the rocket needs to look like that.
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MMetallo
If we wanted to get bossed around by a lady, we would get girlfriends.
It's a bird, it's a plane. It's motherfucking Harley Quinn!
Who's disrespecting you? I will kill them!
Oh, that's so sweet.
How are you?
You know, just reaching a career low, enabling overgrown goon babies to destroy the world.
You know, it's customary to just say, "I'm good."
God, you're a bulldozer, y'know that? Do you wanna be my assitant?
Hmm, not really.
Well, then I'm gonna have to change the locks on this bathroom--
I'll do it!
SSnowflame
Lex bowed to the woke mob and hired a skirt.
Following rules is like folding a fitted sheet. Sometimes you do it. But other times, you stuff it in a drawer and say, "Close enough."
You're a real crumpet, Alfie, you know that?
Of course it worked. He'll never notice you've got your hand so far up his ass that you're playing his vocal cords like an upright bass.
Out of my way, Alfred! I finished my chores, and now I'm off to fight crime. Step aside or I'll have to fuck you up!
I wish a bitch would try. [Sprays her with water]
Ah! Why?
Heroes deserve a day off. Even all those unvaccinated firefighters.
I have eyes and ears and Ramonas everywhere!
You should know that your rage is making your forehead wrinkles pop! [Clayface looks in a mirror and sees it's true]
Don't look at me! [Covers his face and runs away]
You get one residency, and suddenly you're all, "Ooh-la-la, I'm Clayface, I'm a big uh, diva!"
You dare call MOI a diva?
[makes plants grow] Do you know who you're fucking talking to right now?
[increases in size] Do you know who YOU're talking to?
Yeah. I do. [Taps Clayface's nose, and a fight starts]
[Giving out samples of White Collar Wine of a MalCon booth] It started with a single toilet booth with a crust of a bologna sandwich and now; White Collar Wine, is the official beverage of MalCon. [Chuckles with samplers clapping] Now let's start with the Chablis. [Pours glasses with samplers taking one and drinking] The nose of green jello pairs well with an aged gruyere and tax evasion.
SMSampler man
Ooh, Penal Noir. Wow, what's with the feeling? It's like my head is spinning and my tummy is a-rumbly. But I also feel happy.
[Poison Ivy reaches for a glass with Lex slapping her hand] None for you. Alcohol dries out the vocal cords. [Ivy grumbles] There's someone I'd like to introduce you to. She's a woman, like you. Meet-
[To Alia Al Ghul wearing a tote bag reading: "I'm a moonver and a shaker"] Hey! Love the tote! Right? [They hug]
You two know each other?
AAAlia Al Ghul
God, you've been on the moon too long. We already met at the Evil Women in Business Luncheon.
Women's Luncheon?
...
AAAlia Al Ghul
[To Poison Ivy] Fucking Lex. You're the hot new blood here. Don't let that Ken Doll wannabe hold you back.
So he is fucking with me.
...
[Steppenwolf is portal apparitioned to MalCon]
Ah! Steppenwolf's here! [Runs to him] Such an attention whore!
Gross.
God love him! Steppenwolf! Remember last year?! Wolfpack! [Steppenwolf's monster hound mauls a man's arm]
SSteppenwolf
[To monster hound] Sit! [All convention goers sit on floor]
AAAlia Al Ghul
Repulsive.
You know what? I'm gonna get some facetime with Stepphenwolf.
...
[Rappeling down a crater with Mark Zuckerberg rappeling alongside] Hey Zuckerberg! Have fun in the metaverse, dweeb! [Undoes his carabiner link sending him floating into space screaming with Steppenwolf laughing and giving thumbs up]
...
[Having coffee with Steppenwolf] I just wanna say I'm really flattered that you wanted to get java with me.
SSteppenwolf
You're the woman of the hour. I have unlimited resources. You have unlimited ideas. Let's collab- [chokes and coughs with his monster hound mauling a man sitting with Poison indifferent] excuse me, -orate.
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