LLola
(to Orlando Bloom, as he tries to flee from Lola) You can't hide from destiny!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Is it because of your yearbook picture?
No I'm listening to... What's wrong with my yearbook picture?
Nothing! It's a sweet smile that says, "I'm friendly and I like spinach!"
This is what I get for eatin' healthy.
JJoannie
Yeah. I saw your yearbook picture too Stewart. So sad! That lovely piece of spinach surronded by all that ugly.
Well I saw your year book picture too, Joannie. Looks just like you. Sorry!
Here's your poetry book! (he falls in love with Joannie)
MLMiley and Lilly
NOOOOO!
LLily
Girl who always says say what say what?
Except on Wednesdays when you have piano.
Except on Wednesdays but on any other day!
So Jackson, I see you have met my cousin!
[Talking to her snake] Come on Wiggly, you don't wanna meet her anyway.
[enters Miley's room and sneaks up beside her and yells] MILEY!
[falls off the bed] You know if you didn't have that whole Miley/Hannah thing over me, Bang! Zoom!
Yeah, yeah, I'm shakin' in my boots, speakin' of which, I can't wait to wear these tomorrow at the Mack & Mickey in the Morning Show. This is gonna be so awesome! Hannah Montana and her peeps who keep her grounded. Eeep, I'm a peep!
Did you put extra sugar in your sugar crunchies again?
Just a little bit. I'm so excited! I didn't slept last night.
That makes two of us. I had a dream that you would not believe. You were about to kiss…I can't even say it.
Who was I about to kiss?
…Jackson! Bleah! {waits a few seconds} Why aren't you bleah-ing with me?
Well...
{imitating Lilly} "well.." is not an option. It's either blah or uggh, pick one.
LLily
But I really like him.
[in really fast voice]Jackson loving freak o' nature say what?
[Lilly, Miley, and Oliver are sitting at the beach. Lilly is staring at Jackson and sighing, Miley hits her and says] Stop that. Oliver, tell her how ridiculous this is!
Miley, can you tell the sun not to rise in the morning? I mean, can you tell the wave not to crash on the shore?
You've been watching soap operas again?
No, it's just, uh…my Grandma came in town. She's visiting…uh…
Yeah, you have.
[Jackson picks up a puppy and tries to find his mommy and Lilly sighs] Lilly, please. Lord Voldemort would look cute with puppy, snap out of it.
You know, this is all your fault anyway. You're the one who had that stupid dream, and I was perfectly happy crushing in silence and stealing hair off the brush when no one was looking.
What? And by "what", I mean EWW!
MMailman
[Robbie is playing the guitar, the mailman rings the bell and Robbie opens the door] Robbie Stewart?
That would be me. Hey, first, tell me what you think of this. [sings] I'm super cute, super hot, I'm the girl you like a lot, I'm super super girl! I'm super super girl! [stops singing] What do you think?
MMailman
I think you're super super weird!
The gardener loved it.
[Miley is asking Jackson if he feels the same way for Lilly] Huh!
Huh, what?
I'm starting to think about Lilly that way.
No, no, wrong way, go back.
No, no, she's cute, she's smart, she's not a kid anymore. Jackson likey!
And Miley pukey!
MMickey
There might be some tension in the Hannah posse.
Tension, what tension? There's no tension. No, no that's just a little thing we do and we're like, Hey Lola! [spits]; Hey Jackson! [spits]
MMike
Yeah, that's just how we roll, yo! [spits in Hannah's face].
Thank you Mike, thank you for the help.
MMike
[Points at Mack] Word!
MMack
Oh, from your mother?
It's actually to your mother.
MMack
Oh, it's to your mother, you're right, I never know.
You never know.
[Miley was dreaming and Lilly enters her room] Oh, why aren't you up yet? You're supposed to help me pick out an outfit for Mack & Mickey tomorrow.
That's tomorrow?
Yep.
I had the weirdest dream.
What was it about?
You liked Jackson, and he liked you back. I tried to stop it and I was wrong, so if you really do like my brother I'm okay with it.
Me and Jackson, together. Really…Blehhh!
Ah, that's my girl.
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