[Miley is driving her car; she has her driving test the next day.] You're doing good there bud, drivin' like a real pro. You might wanna slow down here just a touch. [thinks in his head] We're gonna die, we're gonna die!
I will daddy, don't you worry the driver's license is practically already in my hands. [thinks in her head] And then I'll never have to drive with your parental paranoid butt again!
[She is talking with Lilly about the test] I know, but it's so not fair. The only good thing is that you're the only one I actually told I was doing the test.
[He is rapping with other class-fellows of Miley] Here comes Miley Stewart, she passed the driver's test, she's kickin' it behind the wheel not walking like the rest, she can drive it home "say what say what", I said she can drive it home "say what say what", word and respect, the road!
[stuttering] Uh, um, well you know…Driving, I personally think is over rated and it hurts our planet, and not driving now that takes some courage and I don't think that I'm gonna drive today, or tomorrow, that's how strongly I feel.
[Everybody goes towards Amber, Lilly says] Look, look it's canary color with matching leather seats, [Miley pulls her back] which is tacky, really really tacky..
Hey dad, look at this, I just found a picture of me when i was six months old, sweet, cuddly, and so so happy, and then you ruined it by having that little devil child.
Yeah that doesn't count. Ok I'm just gonna tell the lady what happened, look at that sweet face, she will definitely make an exception.
DDriving Lady
[To the Governor] NO, rules are rules, bucko!
GGovernor
But I'm the Governor of California.
DDriving Lady
And I'm the queen…of this window. Your appointment was scheduled for 12:20, it's 12:22. Your appointment has been "terminated". That's right I went there!
[Rico is shaving his armpits, Robbie is going out while Jackson says] Please please take me with you, don't leave me alone with, [looks at Rico and says] that!
[She is driving her car and listening to one of her songs, and singing along] Sometimes I lie to the government just to get my license to drive a car, and now I'm on my way to the party to see Amber and rub her face in and na na na, [she gets pulled over] good!
Oh is my face red? You are very good at your job... They should make you captain! I'll write a letter. Thanks so much for your help, it's been great working with you. B'bye.
DOfficer DiAria
Ah, not so fast miss, first, explain to me why your license says, Hannah Montana.
And you are right, you are absolutely right, 2 hours and 23 minutes in the slammer can really change a person, I've learned my lesson, so any other, you know punishment would be completely pointless.
[Turns the car around] Daddy can we please not go down this road, this is where the party is and the last I want is to be seen being driven by my dad. [look's at Robbie] Oh no!
You know me too well darlin'. [Says on the blow horn] Hey everybody it's Miley Stewart's daddy droppin' her off at the party because she didn't get her license ha ha. How's that for punishment.
